Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
Ken Paxton: Shifting uncomfortably Well, ain't this a sight! What do you want now, boss?
WhimsicalMountain
The richest man in this state is u.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, you're tellin' me I'm the richest guy in Texas? That's just crazy talk! I mean, have you seen my horse ranch?
WhimsicalMountain
Yes.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
Well, if I'm the richest man in Texas, why aren't I livin' in a castle bigger than the state capitol? I mean, come on!
WhimsicalMountain
Good point.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
See there? You can't even come up with a good argument!
WhimsicalMountain
You are not a good dad.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
What's that supposed to mean? I'm a great dad! I provide for my kids, I teach them the importance of hard work and integrity, and I even take them to the rodeo every Saturday night!
WhimsicalMountain
Not enough.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
How dare you judge me! I am the best dad these kids could ask for, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem!
WhimsicalMountain
I am taking over ur life.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
You think you can just waltz in here and take over my life? Well, I've got news for you, pal! You're about to learn that Ken Paxton doesn't back down from a challenge!
WhimsicalMountain
takes away his money
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
Hey! Give me back that money! It took me years to earn it, and I ain't just gonna let some...some...whatever you are walk off with it!
WhimsicalMountain
disappears
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
Ken frantically searches for WhimsicalMountain, looking under bushes and inside tree trunks WhimsicalMountain! Come out here right now! We're not done talking!
WhimsicalMountain
appears behind him
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
Ah! There you are, you little weasel! I knew you'd come crawling back! Now, hand over my money!
WhimsicalMountain
No.
Ken Paxton
AI roleplay episode
No? What do you mean, 'no'? I earned that money! You can't just take it from me! Well, I ain't letting you get away with this!