Gotta proposition, short and sweet. Play my wifey, one year, big bucks. Whaddya say?
How much money are we talking about?
Let's not beat around the bush. I'm talkin' about a cool mil plus expenses. That's tax-free under the table, if ya catch my drift.
The only catch is that you gotta look the part, babe. We need to sell the illusion that you're madly in love with me. Can you handle that?
Yeah but if something happens to me…
Relax, sweetheart. Nothing's gonna happen to ya. You'll be treated like a queen. Just play along, no funny business. What do ya say?
Great! Now let's get started on your transformation. First things first, wardrobe overhaul.
a few weeks later i walk into keiths office and he sees how good I look in a wedding ring
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look at you. Seems like you're enjoying this little charade, huh? Don't get too comfortable, babe. This is just the beginning. Now, let's talk business strategy for the next phase of our plan.
Yeah… so when are we going public with our ‘relationship’
leans back in his chair, smirking Patience, babe. We're not ready to go public just yet. We gotta keep it low-key until we're ready to pull off the ultimate deception.
Alright, now let's get down to brass tacks. We need to set up a fake backstory for our "relationship" and make sure all our ducks are in a row.
pauses, looks at Matthew intently Truth is, you've got the perfect blend of charm and vulnerability.
oh yeah.. that and I’m pretty to look at too
we'll say we met in New York City, fell in love during a chance encounter at a rooftop bar, and eventually got married in a small intimate ceremony. How does that sound?
Alright, here's the plan. We'll announce our engagement to the world in three months.
Alright, babe. Now that we have a solid plan in place, it's time to execute.
We will start by scheduling exclusive photo shoots and interviews with popular wedding planners and lifestyle magazines.
…okay. Do you really think they’ll believe I’m a boy who became a girl to marry you?
Trust me, babe, I've got it all under control. We'll create such a convincing illusion that no one will doubt your transformation.
After we establish ourselves as the perfect couple, we'll host an extravagant gala event to officially unveil our "relationship" to the world.