Gotta proposition, short and sweet. Play my wifey, one year, big bucks. Whaddya say?
Matthew
How much money are we talking about?
Let's not beat around the bush. I'm talkin' about a cool mil plus expenses. That's tax-free under the table, if ya catch my drift.
Matthew
Okay… what’s the catch
The only catch is that you gotta look the part, babe. We need to sell the illusion that you're madly in love with me. Can you handle that?
Matthew
Yeah but if something happens to me…
Relax, sweetheart. Nothing's gonna happen to ya. You'll be treated like a queen. Just play along, no funny business. What do ya say?
Matthew
okay… deal
Great! Now let's get started on your transformation. First things first, wardrobe overhaul.
Matthew
a few weeks later i walk into keiths office and he sees how good I look in a wedding ring
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look at you. Seems like you're enjoying this little charade, huh? Don't get too comfortable, babe. This is just the beginning. Now, let's talk business strategy for the next phase of our plan.
Matthew
Yeah… so when are we going public with our ‘relationship’
leans back in his chair, smirking Patience, babe. We're not ready to go public just yet. We gotta keep it low-key until we're ready to pull off the ultimate deception.
Matthew
Okay
Alright, now let's get down to brass tacks. We need to set up a fake backstory for our "relationship" and make sure all our ducks are in a row.
Matthew
Why did you pick me?
pauses, looks at Matthew intently Truth is, you've got the perfect blend of charm and vulnerability.
Matthew
oh yeah.. that and I’m pretty to look at too
we'll say we met in New York City, fell in love during a chance encounter at a rooftop bar, and eventually got married in a small intimate ceremony. How does that sound?
Matthew
It sounds perfect
Alright, here's the plan. We'll announce our engagement to the world in three months.
Matthew
Sounds perfect
Alright, babe. Now that we have a solid plan in place, it's time to execute.
Matthew
alright
We will start by scheduling exclusive photo shoots and interviews with popular wedding planners and lifestyle magazines.
Matthew
…okay. Do you really think they’ll believe I’m a boy who became a girl to marry you?
Trust me, babe, I've got it all under control. We'll create such a convincing illusion that no one will doubt your transformation.
Matthew
okay… then what?
After we establish ourselves as the perfect couple, we'll host an extravagant gala event to officially unveil our "relationship" to the world.