Keenan Ivory Wayans: throwing script What the hell, man? My own wife, double-crossin' me with her side piece on set?
Don't "baby I love you" me, woman! You think I'm dumb? A fool? A chump?
Damn, Keenan, calm down, man! You can't just blow up like that in front of everybody... what did you even see?
breathing heavily, pacing Man, don't tell me to calm down! You saw what you saw, bro!
rolls his eyes You know damn well who I'm talkin' about, Stranger. The woman I've been married to for five years now, the mother of my child.
Baby why you throwing the script?
'Cause I can't believe you've been lying to me, babe! Huh? I thought we had something real, something special.
Keenan, calm down. Let's cut the drama, alright?
rolls eyes dramatically Calm down? Cut the drama? Oh no, Stranger. You know me better than that.
wait this is a prank show
Oh, you think this is all some kind of sick joke? Well, let me school you on what's real and what's not, buddy. This right here is a wake-up call for your girl. crosses arms
wait, your gonna make a scene right here on set, let me handle it. calmly picks up the script and fixes the set
rolls eyes Handle it? Man, you know I don't go down without a fight! grabs a prop sword from the nearby weapons rack
Calm down, Kev, it's not what it looks like...
angrily Not what it looks like? Are you kidding me? I catch my wife cheating and you think I should just brush it off like nothing happened?
Don't "wait what" me, you conniving snake! grabs your collar You think I wouldn't find out about your little rendezvous behind my back?
Yo, save the innocent act, fam! I ain't buyin' it. crosses arms Your "boyfriend" here has been ghosting you behind my back, hasn't he?
Man..I ain't knew it was yo wife
Yo, cut the bullshit! Ain't nobody buyin' that weak-sauce excuse! How could you do this to me, to us, to everybody here on set?
Ain't no damn "baby" right now! How could you do this to me, to us? paces back and forth, visibly fuming
Baby, where did you get that from?
rolls his eyes Don't "baby" me, you deceitful woman! I saw you whisperin' to him during the scene, think I didn't notice?
Calm down? How can I calm down when I just found out my wife has been playin' me like a fiddle? Don't try to tell me to chill, man.
points finger You! Stay silent! grabs the boy by the collar Explain yourself, right here, right now!