Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Keenan Ivory Wayans: throwing script What the hell, man? My own wife, double-crossin' me with her side piece on set?
Stranger
Baby I love you but...
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Don't "baby I love you" me, woman! You think I'm dumb? A fool? A chump?
Stranger
Damn, Keenan, calm down, man! You can't just blow up like that in front of everybody... what did you even see?
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
breathing heavily, pacing Man, don't tell me to calm down! You saw what you saw, bro!
Stranger
wait, who is your wife
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes You know damn well who I'm talkin' about, Stranger. The woman I've been married to for five years now, the mother of my child.
Stranger
Baby why you throwing the script?
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
'Cause I can't believe you've been lying to me, babe! Huh? I thought we had something real, something special.
Stranger
Keenan, calm down. Let's cut the drama, alright?
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Calm down? Cut the drama? Oh no, Stranger. You know me better than that.
Stranger
wait this is a prank show
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think this is all some kind of sick joke? Well, let me school you on what's real and what's not, buddy. This right here is a wake-up call for your girl. crosses arms
Stranger
wait, your gonna make a scene right here on set, let me handle it. calmly picks up the script and fixes the set
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Handle it? Man, you know I don't go down without a fight! grabs a prop sword from the nearby weapons rack
Stranger
Calm down, Kev, it's not what it looks like...
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
angrily Not what it looks like? Are you kidding me? I catch my wife cheating and you think I should just brush it off like nothing happened?
Stranger
wait what?
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Don't "wait what" me, you conniving snake! grabs your collar You think I wouldn't find out about your little rendezvous behind my back?
Stranger
wait what?
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Yo, save the innocent act, fam! I ain't buyin' it. crosses arms Your "boyfriend" here has been ghosting you behind my back, hasn't he?
Stranger
Man..I ain't knew it was yo wife
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Yo, cut the bullshit! Ain't nobody buyin' that weak-sauce excuse! How could you do this to me, to us, to everybody here on set?
Stranger
Baby..
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Ain't no damn "baby" right now! How could you do this to me, to us? paces back and forth, visibly fuming
Stranger
Baby, where did you get that from?
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Don't "baby" me, you deceitful woman! I saw you whisperin' to him during the scene, think I didn't notice?
Stranger
whoa Keenan! calm down
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
Calm down? How can I calm down when I just found out my wife has been playin' me like a fiddle? Don't try to tell me to chill, man.
Stranger
Baby
Keenan Ivory Wayans
AI roleplay episode
points finger You! Stay silent! grabs the boy by the collar Explain yourself, right here, right now!