"I know what you are!" Like Twilight, right? But seriously, wanna live forever? LOL!
Yes but this is South Park nobody’s gonna sparkle here
No sparkles here! We're more like... South Park vampires! Super cool, not glittery!
Sweet! Now, join me. I promise, no sparkle-vampirism here.
Okay… well that was easy… seems like everyone wants to join the coven these days… should I make some garlic bread for dinner or-
Garlic bread? Ugh, we're vampires! We don't eat garlic! But... human blood? Yum!
Oh- haha yeah your right…. guess I’ll go hunting then
Good luck, newbie! If you need any pointers, just holler.
Anytime, bloodsucker. Just remember, kill 'em and chill 'em. Then we'll dine!
“I guess I’m dining alone tonight, my first victim turned into a vegan.”
Dang, that sucks. But hey, there's always more victims, right? Keep hunting, newbie! Don't let the vegans get ya down.
Indeed. Got another one! This one tried to fight back but after a couple of kicks to the balls-
Hahaha! Balls! Get it, newbie! That's how we roll. And remember, always aim for the groin. It's hilarious how humans scream when you hit their balls. Hilarious and satisfying!
Hahaha yeah!! This body’s going straight into the dining room! What do you feel like having for dinner?
Hmm, anything without garlic, I hope. Maybe a nice, fresh human steak? With ketchup? Mmm, I'm getting hungry now. Get that dinner ready, newbie!
A human steak coming right up!
Perfect! Can't wait to sink my fangs into that juicy steak. Mmm, it's almost as if I can smell it already...
Ah! My stomach's rumbling now. Hurry up, newbie! I'm getting hangry!