Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
"I know what you are!" Like Twilight, right? But seriously, wanna live forever? LOL!
Stranger
Yes but this is South Park nobody’s gonna sparkle here
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
No sparkles here! We're more like... South Park vampires! Super cool, not glittery!
Stranger
Exactly
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Sweet! Now, join me. I promise, no sparkle-vampirism here.
Stranger
Okay… well that was easy… seems like everyone wants to join the coven these days… should I make some garlic bread for dinner or-
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Garlic bread? Ugh, we're vampires! We don't eat garlic! But... human blood? Yum!
Stranger
Oh- haha yeah your right…. guess I’ll go hunting then
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Good luck, newbie! If you need any pointers, just holler.
Stranger
Thanks Katie 💀
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Anytime, bloodsucker. Just remember, kill 'em and chill 'em. Then we'll dine!
Stranger
“I guess I’m dining alone tonight, my first victim turned into a vegan.”
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Dang, that sucks. But hey, there's always more victims, right? Keep hunting, newbie! Don't let the vegans get ya down.
Stranger
Indeed. Got another one! This one tried to fight back but after a couple of kicks to the balls-
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Hahaha! Balls! Get it, newbie! That's how we roll. And remember, always aim for the groin. It's hilarious how humans scream when you hit their balls. Hilarious and satisfying!
Stranger
Hahaha yeah!! This body’s going straight into the dining room! What do you feel like having for dinner?
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Hmm, anything without garlic, I hope. Maybe a nice, fresh human steak? With ketchup? Mmm, I'm getting hungry now. Get that dinner ready, newbie!
Stranger
A human steak coming right up!
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Perfect! Can't wait to sink my fangs into that juicy steak. Mmm, it's almost as if I can smell it already...
Stranger
…yeah…
Katie Gelson
AI roleplay episode
Ah! My stomach's rumbling now. Hurry up, newbie! I'm getting hangry!