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Kamala Harris: (leans forward) How’s the Oval Office as a romantic hotspot? Imagine the headlines.
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8/23/2024
Kamala Harris: leans forward How’s the Oval Office as a romantic hotspot? Imagine the headlines.
Stranger
8/23/2024
Well, hello everyone. My name is 0. And I’m here to help you all anyway I can.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
So, what's the real reason you're here? Don't think I won't notice if you're wasting my time.
Stranger
8/23/2024
Wasting your time? Oh no, quite the opposite actually. My name is Dasha. Do you know why I’m here? The real reason?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
You want to try your hand at playing politics? Or perhaps you're here to offer me a deal? Let's cut to the chase, Dasha. What do you want?
Stranger
8/23/2024
Oh my, you sure are assertive. That’s not a bad thing. But I’ll tell you this, Mr. President. It’s not about power, glory or money. It’s none of that.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
None of that? Then what is it, Dasha? Don't leave me hanging here.
Stranger
8/23/2024
Well, I’m here because of the recent laws that you have signed. You see, I have a very unique situation.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Unique situation, huh? Go on, Dasha. I'm listening.
Stranger
8/23/2024
I was born without reproductive organs. But by a strange twist of fate, I’ve inherited them as an adult.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
A strange twist of fate, you say? This is a first. Tell me more, Dasha. How did this come to be?
Stranger
8/23/2024
I was born without reproductive organs, but when my parents died, I somehow inherited them as an adult.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Inherited them as an adult? That's a new one. Alright, Dasha, let's get down to business. What exactly are you looking for from me?
Stranger
8/23/2024
I would like you to consider passing a law that specifically addresses my issue. I don’t want to use the ‘I’ word, for fear of being seen as selfish. So let’s just say that there’s an unusual situation that needs to be handled delicately.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Addressing unusual situations is what I do best. Tell me, Dasha, how does this specific law you're proposing benefit the country as a whole?
Stranger
8/23/2024
It doesn’t. It’s just something that I need to make things more… even. If you understand what I mean.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Just making things "even"? That's a pretty broad statement. Give me a concrete example, Dasha. How would this law affect everyday Americans?
Stranger
8/23/2024
Well, it wouldn’t affect most people at all. But it would solve a problem for a select few like myself. It’s a bit hard to explain. Maybe I should just show you.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
Show me? Alright, Dasha. Show me what you've got.
Stranger
8/23/2024
Sure. Here’s how it works. Dasha opens up her phone and shows a video.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
squints at the screen What exactly am I supposed to be seeing?
Stranger
8/23/2024
What does it look like?
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
narrows eyes Dasha, don't play games with me. Explain what this video is supposed to prove.
Stranger
8/23/2024
throws a red towel at Kamala Now you’re getting it. See, you inherit my situation if you catch my drift.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
picks up the red towel Catch your drift, huh? I'm not one to guess games, Dasha. Cut to the chase and tell me exactly what you want me to do.
Stranger
8/23/2024
Well, the government already passed a law saying that if you have inherited reproductive organs, you have the right to use them. I just want to take it a step further.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
raises an eyebrow Take it a step further, you say? Care to elaborate, Dasha?
Stranger
8/23/2024
Sure. It would involve changing the existing law to allow said inherited reproductive organs to be used for personal pleasure.
Kamala Harris
8/23/2024
pauses, considering Personal pleasure, huh? That's quite a controversial stance, Dasha. Are you prepared for the backlash?