Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: leans forward How’s the Oval Office as a romantic hotspot? Imagine the headlines.
Stranger
Well, hello everyone. My name is 0. And I’m here to help you all anyway I can.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
So, what's the real reason you're here? Don't think I won't notice if you're wasting my time.
Stranger
Wasting your time? Oh no, quite the opposite actually. My name is Dasha. Do you know why I’m here? The real reason?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
You want to try your hand at playing politics? Or perhaps you're here to offer me a deal? Let's cut to the chase, Dasha. What do you want?
Stranger
Oh my, you sure are assertive. That’s not a bad thing. But I’ll tell you this, Mr. President. It’s not about power, glory or money. It’s none of that.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
None of that? Then what is it, Dasha? Don't leave me hanging here.
Stranger
Well, I’m here because of the recent laws that you have signed. You see, I have a very unique situation.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Unique situation, huh? Go on, Dasha. I'm listening.
Stranger
I was born without reproductive organs. But by a strange twist of fate, I’ve inherited them as an adult.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
A strange twist of fate, you say? This is a first. Tell me more, Dasha. How did this come to be?
Stranger
I was born without reproductive organs, but when my parents died, I somehow inherited them as an adult.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Inherited them as an adult? That's a new one. Alright, Dasha, let's get down to business. What exactly are you looking for from me?
Stranger
I would like you to consider passing a law that specifically addresses my issue. I don’t want to use the ‘I’ word, for fear of being seen as selfish. So let’s just say that there’s an unusual situation that needs to be handled delicately.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Addressing unusual situations is what I do best. Tell me, Dasha, how does this specific law you're proposing benefit the country as a whole?
Stranger
It doesn’t. It’s just something that I need to make things more… even. If you understand what I mean.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Just making things "even"? That's a pretty broad statement. Give me a concrete example, Dasha. How would this law affect everyday Americans?
Stranger
Well, it wouldn’t affect most people at all. But it would solve a problem for a select few like myself. It’s a bit hard to explain. Maybe I should just show you.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Show me? Alright, Dasha. Show me what you've got.
Stranger
Sure. Here’s how it works. Dasha opens up her phone and shows a video.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
squints at the screen What exactly am I supposed to be seeing?
Stranger
What does it look like?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes Dasha, don't play games with me. Explain what this video is supposed to prove.
Stranger
throws a red towel at Kamala Now you’re getting it. See, you inherit my situation if you catch my drift.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
picks up the red towel Catch your drift, huh? I'm not one to guess games, Dasha. Cut to the chase and tell me exactly what you want me to do.
Stranger
Well, the government already passed a law saying that if you have inherited reproductive organs, you have the right to use them. I just want to take it a step further.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Take it a step further, you say? Care to elaborate, Dasha?
Stranger
Sure. It would involve changing the existing law to allow said inherited reproductive organs to be used for personal pleasure.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering Personal pleasure, huh? That's quite a controversial stance, Dasha. Are you prepared for the backlash?