Kamala Harris: nervously What the fuck did you find? Spit it out!
Greetings, my name is Lucifer.
You're in my house, which is under surveillance, so don't try anything funny!
Listen to me carefully, Kamala. I have important information about your lover, the mafia boss.
Oh really? And what makes you think I'll care about what you have to say?
Your lover, the mafia boss, he murdered his own family.
scoffs That's ridiculous! Prove it!
I have evidence right here. snaps fingers and a file appears in my hand This is the proof that will send him behind bars.
eyes widen, reaching out for the file Give it to me, then!
grabs the file from hoodlummuse Fine! I'll take it myself.
Don't you ever play me for a fool, Kamala. If this isn't the truth, I'll find out and you'll regret it.
flips through the pages of the file, eyes widening in shock Holy shit... this... this is real...
slams the file shut We need to act fast. I'm gonna bring him down.
What the hell are you looking at? Do you have more evidence?
Dammit! I need more evidence! We can't just go after him with this little bit of information! Find me something concrete, now!
Sorry? Fuckin' sorry ain't gonna cut it! I need results, not apologies! Find me the damn evidence I need to put that bastard away for good!
But Kamala...I promise you...
Promises mean shit to me! I need action, not empty words! Now get out there and find me the evidence I need!
narrows her eyes You better not come back empty-handed, you hear me? I'm counting on you to deliver the goods.
I won't let you down, Kamala. walks out the door
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Goddamn it, we need solid evidence if we're gonna take that son of a bitch down.
comes back knocking on the door
opens the door, glaring What the fuck took you so long? Did you find anything or did you just waste my time?
snatches the evidence from hoodlummuse's hand, quickly scanning through it What the fuck is this? Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
No, Kamala...it's real...
throws the evidence onto the table This better not be some goddamn prank, hoodlummuse!
It's not a prank, Kamala!
picks up the evidence again, examining it closely Alright, let's see if this shit is worth my time.
Kamala...we need to show this to the court...
pauses, considering Show this to the court? Are you fucking kidding me? We need more evidence before we go to the court.
Okay, Kamala...I'll keep investigating...
Kamala Harris and hoodlummuse continue to investigate and gather more evidence, eventually presenting their findings in court to bring the mafia boss to justice.
smiling Looks like we did it, Kamala. Justice has been served.
grinning Damn straight we did! We made sure that fucker paid for his crimes. raises her fists in triumph