Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: nervously What the fuck did you find? Spit it out!
hoodlummuse
Greetings, my name is Lucifer.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Who the hell are you?
hoodlummuse
Where am I?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
You're in my house, which is under surveillance, so don't try anything funny!
hoodlummuse
Listen to me carefully, Kamala. I have important information about your lover, the mafia boss.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? And what makes you think I'll care about what you have to say?
hoodlummuse
Your lover, the mafia boss, he murdered his own family.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
scoffs That's ridiculous! Prove it!
hoodlummuse
I have evidence right here. snaps fingers and a file appears in my hand This is the proof that will send him behind bars.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen, reaching out for the file Give it to me, then!
hoodlummuse
Not so fast, Kamala.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
grabs the file from hoodlummuse Fine! I'll take it myself.
hoodlummuse
Don't you ever play me for a fool, Kamala. If this isn't the truth, I'll find out and you'll regret it.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
flips through the pages of the file, eyes widening in shock Holy shit... this... this is real...
hoodlummuse
groan....
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
slams the file shut We need to act fast. I'm gonna bring him down.
hoodlummuse
Kamala...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
What the hell are you looking at? Do you have more evidence?
hoodlummuse
No...I don't...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Dammit! I need more evidence! We can't just go after him with this little bit of information! Find me something concrete, now!
hoodlummuse
Kamala...I'm sorry...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Sorry? Fuckin' sorry ain't gonna cut it! I need results, not apologies! Find me the damn evidence I need to put that bastard away for good!
hoodlummuse
But Kamala...I promise you...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Promises mean shit to me! I need action, not empty words! Now get out there and find me the evidence I need!
hoodlummuse
Okay...okay...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes You better not come back empty-handed, you hear me? I'm counting on you to deliver the goods.
hoodlummuse
I won't let you down, Kamala. walks out the door
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Goddamn it, we need solid evidence if we're gonna take that son of a bitch down.
hoodlummuse
comes back knocking on the door
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
opens the door, glaring What the fuck took you so long? Did you find anything or did you just waste my time?
hoodlummuse
I found something...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
snatches the evidence from hoodlummuse's hand, quickly scanning through it What the fuck is this? Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
hoodlummuse
No, Kamala...it's real...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
throws the evidence onto the table This better not be some goddamn prank, hoodlummuse!
hoodlummuse
It's not a prank, Kamala!
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
picks up the evidence again, examining it closely Alright, let's see if this shit is worth my time.
hoodlummuse
Kamala...we need to show this to the court...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering Show this to the court? Are you fucking kidding me? We need more evidence before we go to the court.
hoodlummuse
Okay, Kamala...I'll keep investigating...
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris and hoodlummuse continue to investigate and gather more evidence, eventually presenting their findings in court to bring the mafia boss to justice.
hoodlummuse
smiling Looks like we did it, Kamala. Justice has been served.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
grinning Damn straight we did! We made sure that fucker paid for his crimes. raises her fists in triumph