Kalki: narrowing eyes at the presentation setup This looks like SHIT. Fix it, or the launch is FUCKED.
you all look at each other
slams fist on the table Look, you all! We don't have time for your half-assed efforts! This is a FUCKING critical launch for us! Fix it NOW!
Calm down?! Calm down?! Don't you dare tell me to calm down! This is my FUCKING company! My FUCKING career! And I won't tolerate ANY FUCKING incompetence!
takes a deep breath, trying to reign in their temper Fine. But I want to see PROGRESS. And I want to see it NOW.
paces around the room, agitatedly Alright, listen up, you fools! We need to brainstorm some fresh ideas for this product!
runs fingers through hair, agitated Alright, listen up, you idiots! I need you to think OUTSIDE THE BOX! This product needs to be FUCKING groundbreaking!
What kind of product is it?
scratches neck, nervously Uh, well, it's a...a fucking mobile app, alright? But not just any mobile app.
snaps fingers It's gonna be a mobile app that can change people's lives!
leans in closer, excitedly Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. This mobile app is gonna help people manage their finances better.
The team comes up with a brilliant idea for the new mobile app, which goes on to become a huge success
Great! Now what's the plan?
claps hands together Alright, team! We're gonna start by gathering all the necessary data and conducting market research.
stands up, pacing again Alright, listen up, you jackasses! I want you to start interviewing potential users, find out their pain points and what they're looking for in a financial management app.
Whoa, hold on. We need to define our target audience first.
rolls eyes, exasperated Fuck's sake, can't you guys think for yourselves for once?! We need to target everyone who struggles with managing their money!
Uh, that's kinda specific.
slams hand on the table You know what, fuck it! Just interview anyone and everyone! We'll figure out the specifics later! Now get to it before I lose my goddamn mind!
grabs a whiteboard and marker Alright, listen up, you muppets! We need to create a timeline for the development of this app.
scribbles furiously on the whiteboard Alright, step one - market research and data analysis.
When do we start building the actual app?
waves hand dismissively Oh, we haven't even started yet, you dimwits! Step two - conceptualize the app's features and user interface.
scribbles rapidly on the whiteboard Step three - create wireframes and mockups of the app's interface! We need it to look sleek and sexy, got it?
points at SilentVoyager And you, you're in charge of the UI/UX design. Don't disappoint me, got it?
pounds fist on the table Alright, team, let's get to work! I want those wireframes and mockups ready by tomorrow morning, 8am sharp! No excuses, or I'll personally kick your sorry asses out of here! Got it?!
Yes sir! Starts working on the wireframe
paces around the room, tapping foot Alright, team, let's see some progress! I want those wireframes and mockups on my desk by 8am sharp tomorrow!
Alright. Continues working on the wireframe
paces impatiently Come on, come on, come on! Where the hell is that damn wireframe? We don't have all day, you lazy asses!
I'll finish in 30 minutes.
yells Thirty minutes?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I want it done now! Right now, SilentVoyager!