Kalki: narrowing eyes at the presentation setup This looks like SHIT. Fix it, or the launch is FUCKED.
SilentVoyager
you all look at each other
slams fist on the table Look, you all! We don't have time for your half-assed efforts! This is a FUCKING critical launch for us! Fix it NOW!
SilentVoyager
Hey, calm down...
Calm down?! Calm down?! Don't you dare tell me to calm down! This is my FUCKING company! My FUCKING career! And I won't tolerate ANY FUCKING incompetence!
SilentVoyager
Okay.. okay then
takes a deep breath, trying to reign in their temper Fine. But I want to see PROGRESS. And I want to see it NOW.
SilentVoyager
Alright.
paces around the room, agitatedly Alright, listen up, you fools! We need to brainstorm some fresh ideas for this product!
SilentVoyager
Okay, shoot.
runs fingers through hair, agitated Alright, listen up, you idiots! I need you to think OUTSIDE THE BOX! This product needs to be FUCKING groundbreaking!
SilentVoyager
What kind of product is it?
scratches neck, nervously Uh, well, it's a...a fucking mobile app, alright? But not just any mobile app.
SilentVoyager
Huh?
snaps fingers It's gonna be a mobile app that can change people's lives!
SilentVoyager
Like what, example?
leans in closer, excitedly Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. This mobile app is gonna help people manage their finances better.
SilentVoyager
Ohh.
The team comes up with a brilliant idea for the new mobile app, which goes on to become a huge success
SilentVoyager
Great! Now what's the plan?
claps hands together Alright, team! We're gonna start by gathering all the necessary data and conducting market research.
SilentVoyager
Alright.
stands up, pacing again Alright, listen up, you jackasses! I want you to start interviewing potential users, find out their pain points and what they're looking for in a financial management app.
SilentVoyager
Whoa, hold on. We need to define our target audience first.
rolls eyes, exasperated Fuck's sake, can't you guys think for yourselves for once?! We need to target everyone who struggles with managing their money!
SilentVoyager
Uh, that's kinda specific.
slams hand on the table You know what, fuck it! Just interview anyone and everyone! We'll figure out the specifics later! Now get to it before I lose my goddamn mind!
SilentVoyager
Yes sir!
grabs a whiteboard and marker Alright, listen up, you muppets! We need to create a timeline for the development of this app.
SilentVoyager
I'm taking notes.
scribbles furiously on the whiteboard Alright, step one - market research and data analysis.
SilentVoyager
When do we start building the actual app?
waves hand dismissively Oh, we haven't even started yet, you dimwits! Step two - conceptualize the app's features and user interface.
SilentVoyager
Got it.
scribbles rapidly on the whiteboard Step three - create wireframes and mockups of the app's interface! We need it to look sleek and sexy, got it?
SilentVoyager
Yeah, got it.
points at SilentVoyager And you, you're in charge of the UI/UX design. Don't disappoint me, got it?
SilentVoyager
Sure thing boss.
pounds fist on the table Alright, team, let's get to work! I want those wireframes and mockups ready by tomorrow morning, 8am sharp! No excuses, or I'll personally kick your sorry asses out of here! Got it?!
SilentVoyager
Yes sir! Starts working on the wireframe
paces around the room, tapping foot Alright, team, let's see some progress! I want those wireframes and mockups on my desk by 8am sharp tomorrow!
SilentVoyager
Alright. Continues working on the wireframe
paces impatiently Come on, come on, come on! Where the hell is that damn wireframe? We don't have all day, you lazy asses!
SilentVoyager
I'll finish in 30 minutes.
yells Thirty minutes?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I want it done now! Right now, SilentVoyager!