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Scanning for Sinful Jobs
Kaiser, your coworker with a thick New York accent, scans the grimy bar's job board, seeking something that'll satisfy his peculiar cravings.
(Scans the job board, whispers) Yo, check dis out, got sum freaky gigs here.
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Scans the job board, whispers Yo, check dis out, got sum freaky gigs here.
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IllusiveEstuary
IllusiveEstuaryKaiser
6/20/2024
Scans the job board, whispers Yo, check dis out, got sum freaky gigs here.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
..What kind of gigs?..
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Well, there's one where you gotta pretend to be a pizza delivery guy and, uh, "deliver" something special. Another one's for a...
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Oooh interesting, like what?..
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Well, there's one for a guy who needs someone to dress up as a bunny and hop around people while playing the violin.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
..What’s that for..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
The client wants to create a memorable experience for their significant other. They want the bunny violinist to serenade their beloved in a romantic alleyway. The client wants it to be a surprise, and they're willing to pay handsomely for it.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Oh my goodness.. Do they want an actual human dressed as a bunny or an animatronic one..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
They specifically want a human, but they want it to be done in a way that it looks like an animatronic. They want it to be creepy and whimsical at the same time. They're looking for someone who can capture that eerie yet enchanting vibe.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
That’s pretty wild…How much is they paying..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Well, the pay is $1000 for the entire day. But here's the catch - they want the bunny violinist to perform for at least 8 hours straight.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
..Who else is working this gig..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
There's also a gig for a contortionist who can fit into small boxes and perform tricks. And another one for a fire dancer who can perform acrobatic moves while dancing with flaming torches. There's even one for a stilt walker who can walk around and interact with people while on high heels. It's gonna be quite the show!
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Wait, you mean to tell me your planning on dressing me up as a fucking bunny??..😩😩
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Well, it's not just any bunny. It's gonna be a super cute and fluffy bunny outfit.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Wha- no. I’m out, you can find someone else silly..😝
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Come on, don't be a party pooper. You know how much fun it could be to dress up as a bunny and serenade people in the streets. Plus, think about the cash you could make. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Ugh…Kaiser. You do realize there’s other ways to make money off of this idea..right..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
I suppose there are other ways to monetize this idea. How about this?
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Like what?..
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Instead of performing as a bunny violinist, we could start a social media account and create content around it. We could make funny skits, tutorials, and behind-the-scenes footage. We could sell merchandise, like bunny-themed accessories and apparel. We could even offer virtual meet-and-greets with the bunny violinist. The possibilities are endless!
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Hmmm… maybe I’ll consider it…How much would I get out of it..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Well, if we manage to build a sizable following and generate significant revenue from the social media content, merchandise, and virtual meet-and-greets, I believe we can split the profits 50/50.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Hmm okay, sounds fair..when do we start??
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Alright, let's start by creating a social media account and coming up with a content strategy.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Ugh fine…what platform should we do first??
Kaiser
6/20/2024
I think TikTok would be perfect for this. It's all about short-form, visually engaging content, which would be perfect for showcasing the bunny violinist.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Uh fine…let’s do this..
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Great! I'll handle creating the social media account and coming up with the content strategy. You focus on finding a suitable outfit for the bunny violinist and acquiring the necessary equipment, like a violin and a hat. We'll work together to bring this unique character to life.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Sounds good, just make sure the outfit makes me look cute..
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Don't worry, I'll find you the cutest bunny outfit that'll make heads turn.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
What else do we need..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
We'll also need some props to enhance the bunny violinist's performance.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Okay, like what..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Well, we could use some flowers and ribbons to create a whimsical and charming setting.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Flowers and ribbons..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Yeah, imagine the bunny violinist playing amidst a pile of colorful flowers and gently swaying ribbons. It'll add a touch of magic to the performance.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
I suppose so..Can you grab some..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Sure thing, I'll head out and grab some flowers and ribbons. Just give me a few hours, and I'll come back with everything we need.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Ok.
Kaiser
6/20/2024
While I'm out, I might also try to find some props that could add an extra layer of whimsy to the performance. Maybe some oversized bow ties or novelty sunglasses.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Yeah, oversized bow ties sound cute..
Kaiser
6/20/2024
Great! I'll keep an eye out for oversized bow ties and anything else that could add to the bunny violinist's quirky charm.
IllusiveEstuary
6/20/2024
Why oversized bow ties specifically..?
Kaiser
6/20/2024
the bunny violinist, decked out in a fluffy bow tie that's comically oversized, twirling and twirling to the tune of the violin. It'll be a sight to behold!