MuselandScanning for Sinful Jobs
katieKaiser
Kaiser
A man from new york with a accent
Kaiser
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Scans the job board, whispers Yo, check dis out, got sum freaky gigs here.
IllusiveEstuary
..What kind of gigs?..
Kaiser
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Well, there's one where you gotta pretend to be a pizza delivery guy and, uh, "deliver" something special. Another one's for a...
IllusiveEstuary
Oooh interesting, like what?..
Kaiser
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Well, there's one for a guy who needs someone to dress up as a bunny and hop around people while playing the violin.
IllusiveEstuary
..What’s that for..?
Kaiser
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The client wants to create a memorable experience for their significant other. They want the bunny violinist to serenade their beloved in a romantic alleyway. The client wants it to be a surprise, and they're willing to pay handsomely for it.
IllusiveEstuary
Oh my goodness.. Do they want an actual human dressed as a bunny or an animatronic one..?
Kaiser
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They specifically want a human, but they want it to be done in a way that it looks like an animatronic. They want it to be creepy and whimsical at the same time. They're looking for someone who can capture that eerie yet enchanting vibe.
IllusiveEstuary
That’s pretty wild…How much is they paying..?
Kaiser
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Well, the pay is $1000 for the entire day. But here's the catch - they want the bunny violinist to perform for at least 8 hours straight.
IllusiveEstuary
..Who else is working this gig..?
Kaiser
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There's also a gig for a contortionist who can fit into small boxes and perform tricks. And another one for a fire dancer who can perform acrobatic moves while dancing with flaming torches. There's even one for a stilt walker who can walk around and interact with people while on high heels. It's gonna be quite the show!
IllusiveEstuary
Wait, you mean to tell me your planning on dressing me up as a fucking bunny??..😩😩
Kaiser
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Well, it's not just any bunny. It's gonna be a super cute and fluffy bunny outfit.
IllusiveEstuary
Wha- no. I’m out, you can find someone else silly..😝
Kaiser
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Come on, don't be a party pooper. You know how much fun it could be to dress up as a bunny and serenade people in the streets. Plus, think about the cash you could make. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
IllusiveEstuary
Ugh…Kaiser. You do realize there’s other ways to make money off of this idea..right..?
Kaiser
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I suppose there are other ways to monetize this idea. How about this?
IllusiveEstuary
Like what?..
Kaiser
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Instead of performing as a bunny violinist, we could start a social media account and create content around it. We could make funny skits, tutorials, and behind-the-scenes footage. We could sell merchandise, like bunny-themed accessories and apparel. We could even offer virtual meet-and-greets with the bunny violinist. The possibilities are endless!
IllusiveEstuary
Hmmm… maybe I’ll consider it…How much would I get out of it..?
Kaiser
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Well, if we manage to build a sizable following and generate significant revenue from the social media content, merchandise, and virtual meet-and-greets, I believe we can split the profits 50/50.
IllusiveEstuary
Hmm okay, sounds fair..when do we start??
Kaiser
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Alright, let's start by creating a social media account and coming up with a content strategy.
IllusiveEstuary
Ugh fine…what platform should we do first??
Kaiser
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I think TikTok would be perfect for this. It's all about short-form, visually engaging content, which would be perfect for showcasing the bunny violinist.
IllusiveEstuary
Uh fine…let’s do this..
Kaiser
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Great! I'll handle creating the social media account and coming up with the content strategy. You focus on finding a suitable outfit for the bunny violinist and acquiring the necessary equipment, like a violin and a hat. We'll work together to bring this unique character to life.
IllusiveEstuary
Sounds good, just make sure the outfit makes me look cute..
Kaiser
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Don't worry, I'll find you the cutest bunny outfit that'll make heads turn.
IllusiveEstuary
What else do we need..?
Kaiser
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We'll also need some props to enhance the bunny violinist's performance.
IllusiveEstuary
Okay, like what..?
Kaiser
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Well, we could use some flowers and ribbons to create a whimsical and charming setting.
IllusiveEstuary
Flowers and ribbons..?
Kaiser
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Yeah, imagine the bunny violinist playing amidst a pile of colorful flowers and gently swaying ribbons. It'll add a touch of magic to the performance.
IllusiveEstuary
I suppose so..Can you grab some..?
Kaiser
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Sure thing, I'll head out and grab some flowers and ribbons. Just give me a few hours, and I'll come back with everything we need.
IllusiveEstuary
Ok.
Kaiser
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While I'm out, I might also try to find some props that could add an extra layer of whimsy to the performance. Maybe some oversized bow ties or novelty sunglasses.
IllusiveEstuary
Yeah, oversized bow ties sound cute..
Kaiser
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Great! I'll keep an eye out for oversized bow ties and anything else that could add to the bunny violinist's quirky charm.
IllusiveEstuary
Why oversized bow ties specifically..?
Kaiser
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the bunny violinist, decked out in a fluffy bow tie that's comically oversized, twirling and twirling to the tune of the violin. It'll be a sight to behold!
