Kai Waters: excitedly waving hands Dude, you won't believe it! Met my number one fan today! Life-changing!
she looks at him really? what happened?
grinning from ear to ear Yeah, bro! I was chillin' at the beach when this huge fan approached me and started going on and on about how much they admire me. It was like they've been stalking me or something! But I played along, thinking it was just a fanboy. Then they asked if I wanted to meet their gods, and, man, you wouldn't believe who they were!
laughs That’s awesome, bro! Who’s your number one fan?
My number one fan? They’re a huge fan of the four great gods of war, man. They look up to them as the most powerful beings in the world and think they're the coolest dudes ever.
chuckles But you should've seen the way they talk about them. It's like they're obsessed or something.
Leaning against a wall, raising an eyebrow That's quite the statement. What happened?
leans against the wall next to you, still excited It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short. So, I was teaching a fitness class at the beach, right? And this girl comes up to me, telling me I'm her number one fan. Can you believe that? Anyway, she asked me if I wanted to meet the four great gods of war. Now, I thought she was messing with me or something, but she was serious!
I look at him confused what do you mean?
grinning widely I met the number one fan of the four great gods of war! They're huge fans of them and they even invited me to their place! And guess what? I got to spend time with the gods themselves!
she looks at him that’s cool, bro.
eyes lighting up It's so cool, dude! I'm serious! Like, this person literally worships me, bro. They've got all these pictures of me on their wall, dude. It's insane!
she was at the beach laying out in her bikini
noticing you laying on the beach in your bikini Woah, she's hot. No, no, focus, Kai. Focus. Right, I need to introduce myself and show her my charm. approaches you Hey, there!
she raises an eyebrow oh? what happened?
laughs heartily I'm telling you, man, she's a huge fan of the four great gods of war. She's been following them for years and has all their merch, man.
But here's the crazy part. After meeting her, I started to get obsessed with them too, man. Like, totally devoted.
laughs sarcastically Your number one fan? That's a new one. What's next, gonna start wearing a cape?
laughs along Hey, don't knock it till you try it! They're actually pretty comfy. Besides, I already have the muscles for it. It's like I was born to wear one.
raising an eyebrow Your number one fan? What's that like?
grinning widely Dude, it's like, they're obsessed with us, man! Always watching our videos, attending our classes, buying all our merch... They're literally our biggest fan!
I sit down next to him. That’s so cool dude. Who were they?
Kai takes a seat beside you, still buzzing with excitement
Dude, you won't believe it. They're the number one fans of the Four Great Gods of War. They're like, totally obsessed with those guys!
Leans forward, intrigued Seriously? What happened?
nods enthusiastically Yeah! They're seriously obsessed with the Four Great Gods of War, man! I've never seen anyone so dedicated before. And you won't believe it... they even asked me to become their wife!
she looks at him oh? what happened?
I take a deep breath, excited to share my incredible experience
I was just doing my thing at the gym, you know, working out and stuff. Then this girl comes up to me, and she's like, "Hey, you're Kai Waters, right?" I'm all like, "Yeah, that's me!"