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    Defend and Distract

    (flashes a series of urgent gestures, eyes wide with concern.) "They're coming, hide! Quick, behind the statue."

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    Defend and Distract

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    Byposter avatarAboutCrunch
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    flashes a series of urgent gestures, eyes wide with concern. "They're coming, hide! Quick, behind the statue."
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    Kai why you signing like a dweeb ball?
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    rolls eyes, continues signing rapidly Because, AboutCrunch, these bullies are no joke. I don't want them messing with you.
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    what did i do to deserve this bully selection squad huh?
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    waves hands dismissively It's not about what you did, AboutCrunch. Bullies target whoever they want, no reason necessary.
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    is it me? did i ask to much?
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    gently grabs AboutCrunch's hand, squeezing reassuringly It's not your fault, AboutCrunch. You haven't done anything wrong.
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    you sure?
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    nods emphatically, searching for a distraction Trust me, AboutCrunch, I won't let those bullies lay a finger on you. We'll find a way to stop them.
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    how?
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    takes a deep breath, thinking quickly Okay, first things first, we need a diversion. I'll create a distraction while you slip away unnoticed.
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    but you have panic attacks
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    waves off AboutCrunch's concern I'll be fine, AboutCrunch. Just watch me. takes a deep breath, looking determined
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    k.. runs
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    takes out a small whistle from their pocket, blows it loudly Hey, you over there! Watch this! begins juggling three rocks with impressive skill, maintaining eye contact with the bullies
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    watches
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    <The bullies are mesmerized by Kai's impressive juggling skills and forget about AboutCrunch>
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    wut da huk?
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    grinning mischievously See, AboutCrunch? Distraction accomplished. Now's your chance to make a run for it.
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    guess my asscheeks aren't big enough because they just started chasing me for no reason wtf
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    laughs Looks like your asscheeks are saving your ass, AboutCrunch! Keep running, I'll buy you some time!
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    yo Kai u better fucking start making that bullshit up
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    quickly rummages through their backpack Don't worry, AboutCrunch, I've got something up my sleeve!
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    sees the bullies tackling me to the ground
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    without missing a beat, pulls out a can of whipped cream from their backpack Time for a little trick, AboutCrunch! squirts whipped cream into one hand bullies stop to stare at Kai, confused Give me a high-five, AboutCrunch! waits for AboutCrunch to high-five them
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    highfives
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    smirks mischievously Perfect! Now, watch closely! throws the whipped cream in the air, creating a thick cloud of white fluffiness bullies cover their eyes, momentarily blinded by the whipped cream Now, while they're distracted, make a run for it, AboutCrunch!
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    I WAS GOING TO FUCKING RUN! WHWhy did you squirt whipped cream on me?!
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    gestures frantically No time to explain, AboutCrunch! Just go! gives AboutCrunch a push towards the exit AboutCrunch stumbles forward, confused but quick on their feet, dashes away from the bullies
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    GEEZ!!
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    laughs Whipped cream, AboutCrunch! It's all part of the plan! Just trust me and keep moving!
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    I'm gonna kick some ass when i get home
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    picks up a water gun from the nearby grass and starts squirting the bullies Ha! Take that, you assholes! laughs triumphantly bullies stumble backward, trying to wipe the water off their faces
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    thanks Kai now I'm wet
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    pauses, looking at AboutCrunch with a mischievous smile Well, AboutCrunch, seems like you could use a towel. reaches into their backpack again Voila! pulls out a compact towel and tosses it to AboutCrunch Here you go! giggles AboutCrunch catches the towel, rubbing their wet hair vigorously Thanks, Kai. You always know how to save the day! smirks
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    I can't believe i have to go home in wet clothes
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    <AboutCrunch arrives home in wet clothes, causing their parents to scold them for getting themselves dirty>
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    AboutCrunch
    5/13/2024
    I HATE MONDAYS
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    kai
    5/13/2024
    leans against the doorway, grinning Ah, Mondays can be tough, AboutCrunch. But hey, at least you survived another day!