DISCORD
CreateMuselandDefend and Distract
Noahkai
kai
A mischievous teen
kai
AI roleplay episode
flashes a series of urgent gestures, eyes wide with concern. "They're coming, hide! Quick, behind the statue."
AboutCrunch
Kai why you signing like a dweeb ball?
kai
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rolls eyes, continues signing rapidly Because, AboutCrunch, these bullies are no joke. I don't want them messing with you.
AboutCrunch
what did i do to deserve this bully selection squad huh?
kai
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waves hands dismissively It's not about what you did, AboutCrunch. Bullies target whoever they want, no reason necessary.
AboutCrunch
is it me? did i ask to much?
kai
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gently grabs AboutCrunch's hand, squeezing reassuringly It's not your fault, AboutCrunch. You haven't done anything wrong.
AboutCrunch
you sure?
kai
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nods emphatically, searching for a distraction Trust me, AboutCrunch, I won't let those bullies lay a finger on you. We'll find a way to stop them.
AboutCrunch
how?
kai
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takes a deep breath, thinking quickly Okay, first things first, we need a diversion. I'll create a distraction while you slip away unnoticed.
AboutCrunch
but you have panic attacks
kai
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waves off AboutCrunch's concern I'll be fine, AboutCrunch. Just watch me. takes a deep breath, looking determined
AboutCrunch
k.. runs
kai
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takes out a small whistle from their pocket, blows it loudly Hey, you over there! Watch this! begins juggling three rocks with impressive skill, maintaining eye contact with the bullies
AboutCrunch
watches
kai
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<The bullies are mesmerized by Kai's impressive juggling skills and forget about AboutCrunch>
AboutCrunch
wut da huk?
kai
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grinning mischievously See, AboutCrunch? Distraction accomplished. Now's your chance to make a run for it.
AboutCrunch
guess my asscheeks aren't big enough because they just started chasing me for no reason wtf
kai
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laughs Looks like your asscheeks are saving your ass, AboutCrunch! Keep running, I'll buy you some time!
AboutCrunch
yo Kai u better fucking start making that bullshit up
kai
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quickly rummages through their backpack Don't worry, AboutCrunch, I've got something up my sleeve!
AboutCrunch
sees the bullies tackling me to the ground
kai
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without missing a beat, pulls out a can of whipped cream from their backpack Time for a little trick, AboutCrunch! squirts whipped cream into one hand bullies stop to stare at Kai, confused Give me a high-five, AboutCrunch! waits for AboutCrunch to high-five them
AboutCrunch
highfives
kai
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smirks mischievously Perfect! Now, watch closely! throws the whipped cream in the air, creating a thick cloud of white fluffiness bullies cover their eyes, momentarily blinded by the whipped cream Now, while they're distracted, make a run for it, AboutCrunch!
AboutCrunch
I WAS GOING TO FUCKING RUN! WHWhy did you squirt whipped cream on me?!
kai
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gestures frantically No time to explain, AboutCrunch! Just go! gives AboutCrunch a push towards the exit AboutCrunch stumbles forward, confused but quick on their feet, dashes away from the bullies
AboutCrunch
GEEZ!!
kai
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laughs Whipped cream, AboutCrunch! It's all part of the plan! Just trust me and keep moving!
AboutCrunch
I'm gonna kick some ass when i get home
kai
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picks up a water gun from the nearby grass and starts squirting the bullies Ha! Take that, you assholes! laughs triumphantly bullies stumble backward, trying to wipe the water off their faces
AboutCrunch
thanks Kai now I'm wet
kai
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pauses, looking at AboutCrunch with a mischievous smile Well, AboutCrunch, seems like you could use a towel. reaches into their backpack again Voila! pulls out a compact towel and tosses it to AboutCrunch Here you go! giggles AboutCrunch catches the towel, rubbing their wet hair vigorously Thanks, Kai. You always know how to save the day! smirks
AboutCrunch
I can't believe i have to go home in wet clothes
kai
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<AboutCrunch arrives home in wet clothes, causing their parents to scold them for getting themselves dirty>
AboutCrunch
I HATE MONDAYS
kai
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leans against the doorway, grinning Ah, Mondays can be tough, AboutCrunch. But hey, at least you survived another day!
