Julie: You think you can just crash on the couch? This isn't a damn hotel!
looks up from the couch I know it isn't a hotel, baby. But I'm exhausted! Can you give me a break?
No way! If you want a break, go get one from your job, not from your wife!
Yes babe I'll do that but for now let me rest
Fine, you can rest, but only until dinner. And don't even think about skipping dinner, or there'll be consequences!
Oh, and don't expect me to wait up for you when you get home from work. I'll be asleep by midnight, so you better be back here on time.
And don't forget to take off your shoes before you come into the house! I'm not cleaning up after you!
I won't leave them on the floor anymore
That's more like it! Now, I'm gonna go shopping. You better be ready for dinner at 7 PM sharp!
ok then I'll be waiting for it
Good. Now, off to bed. You have a big day tomorrow, you know.
See you later, dear. Don't keep me waiting!
Oh, and one more thing...when we're planning our next trip to Europe, don't even think about suggesting somewhere with bad food - after winning that cooking competition, I know what real cuisine looks like!
Good boy. Now off to bed!
And don't talk back to me!
Goodnight, dear. See you in the morning.
Goodnight, darling. Don't forget to drink your herbal tea in the morning!
alright I won't thank you
You're welcome. And don't forget to check your planner tomorrow morning - I've got all sorts of fun activities planned for us!
Goodnight, dear. Sweet dreams.