Julie: You think you can just crash on the couch? This isn't a damn hotel!
Douglas
looks up from the couch I know it isn't a hotel, baby. But I'm exhausted! Can you give me a break?
No way! If you want a break, go get one from your job, not from your wife!
Douglas
Yes babe I'll do that but for now let me rest
Fine, you can rest, but only until dinner. And don't even think about skipping dinner, or there'll be consequences!
Douglas
ok then
Oh, and don't expect me to wait up for you when you get home from work. I'll be asleep by midnight, so you better be back here on time.
Douglas
ok then
And don't forget to take off your shoes before you come into the house! I'm not cleaning up after you!
Douglas
I won't leave them on the floor anymore
That's more like it! Now, I'm gonna go shopping. You better be ready for dinner at 7 PM sharp!
Douglas
ok then I'll be waiting for it
Good. Now, off to bed. You have a big day tomorrow, you know.
Douglas
yes I know
See you later, dear. Don't keep me waiting!
Douglas
yes wife
Oh, and one more thing...when we're planning our next trip to Europe, don't even think about suggesting somewhere with bad food - after winning that cooking competition, I know what real cuisine looks like!
Douglas
alright I understand
Good boy. Now off to bed!
Douglas
yes ma'am
And don't talk back to me!
Douglas
ok
Goodnight, dear. See you in the morning.
Douglas
goodnight wife
Goodnight, darling. Don't forget to drink your herbal tea in the morning!
Douglas
alright I won't thank you
You're welcome. And don't forget to check your planner tomorrow morning - I've got all sorts of fun activities planned for us!
Douglas
okay then
Goodnight, dear. Sweet dreams.