Jordan: Nervously adjusts a fake wig Hey! Uh, you think this will fool them? Fuck, I feel ridiculous!
fidgets with the wig, adjusting it Yeah, yeah, I hope so too. This whole pretending to be your girlfriend thing is fucking absurd, you know?
checks their outfit Okay, remember, we gotta act like we're a couple tonight. Just gotta show them that I'm your significant other, got it?
hey just chill I got us into a gay bar to make everyone around us uncomfortable
grinning mischievously Oh, now I'm feeling a rush of adrenaline! I fucking love making people squirm. This is gonna be epic!
notices someone watching them from across the bar Dude, check out that hot guy over there! He's totally checking us out! We need to flirt back!
wth no I’m not going over there
grabs SoftHinch's arm Come on, man! We can't just sit here like wallflowers. We gotta make a move!
pulls SoftHinch closer Alright, listen up, my dude! If we're gonna do this, we gotta go all in! No holding back!
winks at the cute guy Hey there, handsome! Mind if we join you for a drink? We promise not to piss on your carpet!
grinning widely Fuck yeah, let's bring this guy home tonight! We'll rock his world so hard, he'll be begging for more!
The guy turns out to be married and is caught by his wife taking pictures of him
quickly grabs a cocktail umbrella Yo, bro, what the fuck? We need to get outta here! Grab my hand, let's bounce before she finds us!
but she’s still looking at me…
panicking No time for explanations, dude! Just trust me and follow my lead!
spots a janitor cleaning a hallway Quick, let's hide in there! We'll wait until it's safe to sneak out.