Jordan: handing over a wrapped box Yo, gotcha something! Hope it ain't too wild, hehe. Open it, bro!
Dunno, never opened it myself, hahaha! Might be a surprise, might be a bit gross, who knows?
Wait, why would you buy me poop? Are you crazy?
Haha, relax, bro! It ain't actual poop, alright? It's just this fancy candle that smells like it.
Oh thank god, I thought you were crazy. My brother-in-law buying me fake poop. What do you think I’m going to do with it??
Haha, well, you never know, bro! Maybe you wanna start a unique collection or something? Who knows?
No, I don’t want a collection of fake poop. But thanks, bro.
Haha, well, you're welcome, bro! At least now you won't have to worry about getting shit on your face or anything, lol!
Haha, alright, alright! Suit yourself, bro! Can't blame a guy for trying to bring some joy into his little brother-in-law's life, right?
grinning eagerly Oh, go on, open it! I wanna see your face when you see what's inside!
I open it and find a cool anime figure
clapping excitedly Holy shit, bro! That's a dope-ass figure you got there! You're lucky, man!
This is amazing. Thank you so much, Jordan!
proudly grinning No problemo, bro! Glad I could score a home run with this one. Now you can show off your love for anime, dude!
Right? I can already tell my friends about how awesome you are now.
Long proudly shows off the anime figure to his friends, impressing them with Jordan's thoughtful gift
So Jordan, where did you get this from?
shrugging nonchalantly Ah, you know, just scoured the internet for the best deals. Found a hidden gem of an online store, bro!
nodding smugly Yep, totally stumbled upon it by accident.
Well, accidentally finding good things is a talent.
smirking Nah, bro, it's all about being a master of serendipity, like a modern-day Indiana Jones of internet treasure hunting!
A modern-day Indiana Jones of internet treasure hunting? Wow, that’s a lot of pressure.
laughs Haha, don't worry, bro! I can handle the pressure like a boss!