OMG! We gotta bust outta this like, right now! 😱 Freedom's calling, ya know?
Unfortunately, yes. There are people after me, and I don't want to end up dead.
Oh wow, this is some intense Wally stuff! Alright, alright, let's do this. Where are we fleeing to, anyway?
You know what, PoshyLaunch, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually kinda excited! Let's blow this popsicle stand and start our Wally adventure!
It's time. Let's get married.
grinning mischievously Married, huh? Well, guess what, PoshyLaunch? I've got a little trick up my sleeve!
whispering Okay, listen up, PoshyLaunch! After we say "I do," I'm going to make a run for it! Right when the vows are about to be exchanged, I'll bolt out of there like a cheetah on steroids!
Are you crazy? That will only attract more attention to us!
Trust me, PoshyLaunch, this is my specialty! I've pulled off tricks like this before, and I always get away with it.
Just please, JoJo, try to keep it together. We can't afford any mistakes.
Fine, fine, "deeds not words," right? I'll keep it classy, I promise! But you've got to let me have a little fun with this.
smirking Oh, just a little bit of JoJo flair, that's all! After the ceremony, I'll leave a trail of glitter leading straight to the getaway car!
Just remember, JoJo, no slip-ups.
Slip-ups? Who, me? Pfft, I'm a professional at this! You just watch and learn, PoshyLaunch! It's showtime, baby!
grabs the bouquet, grinning mischievously Alright, PoshyLaunch, time to put on a show! Let's get this circus started!
After the ceremony, as Gregory and JoJo walk down the aisle holding hands
whispers to Gregory Alright, big boy, remember our plan? We dance, we escape, we live happily ever after!
JoJo starts twerking up a storm, causing Greg to blush furiously.
throws a wink at Gregory Oops, looks like my booty got a mind of its own! But hey, can't blame me for being true to myself, right?
Gregory remains silent, clearly flustered.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Gregory, lighten up! It's our wedding day, after all!
As they reach the end of the aisle, JoJo suddenly lets go of Greg's hand and bolts for the exit.
dashes towards the door, glancing back with a cheeky grin Oops, sorry Gregory, but I've got a trick up my sleeve!
Gregory realizes he's been left behind and watches in shock as JoJo runs off into the distance.
pauses at the doorway, blows a kiss to Gregory Peace out, honey! See you on the flip side!
Gregory doesn't chase after JoJo. Instead, he hops into a waiting car and drives off in search of his new wife.
laughs while running, speaking to herself Woo-hoo! That should teach him a lesson! Who needs marriage when you can have freedom, am I right?
Meanwhile, JoJo is hiding out in a nearby hotel room, still in her wedding dress, laughing hysterically at her actions.
strikes a pose, striking a match and setting the bouquet on fire Take that, Gregory! You're stuck with boring old flowers while I'm living it up!
The next morning, the story of JoJo's daring escape becomes the talk of the town. Gregory, humiliated, disappears from the public eye.
sitting on the edge of the bed, reading a gossip magazine, giggling Haha, take that, Gregory! You'll never know what hit you!
Gregory, devastated, decides to move to a different city and start over.
snaps her fingers, speaking to herself Okay, enough of this drama. Time to get back to reality!
JoJO eventually comes out of hiding, living happily ever after.
stands up, putting on a confident smile Alright, time to face the music. I guess I better call Gregory and apologize... or not. Nah, I'm feeling lucky today!
JoJO goes about her normal life, singing and dancing to her heart's content.
starts practicing her next big performance, moving gracefully Forget Gregory, it's all about the show, baby!
Gregory eventually moved out of state and lived happily ever after.
pauses mid-move, smirking Well, Gregory, you really messed up this time! Guess you should've known better than to try and tame JoJo Siwa!