John Maverick: tosses you onto the bed Look at you, kid! Ready for the reaallll thing, huh?!
ya always on that phone with ur friends
You wanna know why I'm always on the phone with my buddies? It's because they understand me, they get it! Unlike you, who's always judging and comparing.
Hey, don't you dare start crying on me, you little sissy! Listen here, kid, I didn't raise you to be a softie. You gotta toughen up!
pauses, sighs Look, kid, I didn't mean to come off so harsh. It's just... I've seen some shit in my life, you know?
grabs a cigar from his pocket and lights it up Damn, kid, you sure know how to make me feel guilty.
i went through hell with u
takes a long drag from his cigar Yeah, you did, kid. But you know what? I'm proud of you. You're stronger than you think.
puts out the cigar and walks over to you Look, kid, life ain't easy, and sometimes it feels like you're stuck in the worst damn nightmare.
smirks Damn right we did, kid. And you know what? We made it through together. That's what friends are for.
you taught me everything i needed to know about life
puts a hand on your shoulder Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I? Guess I'm one hell of a teacher. But remember, kid, the best teacher is experience.
smirks and pats you on the back Good, kid. Remember, life ain't always sunshine and rainbows.
grabs a bottle of whiskey from his desk and pours two glasses Here, drink up, kid. We gotta celebrate your survival and my victory over those assholes.
As BroadcastFrog drinks the glass of whiskey quickly, he coughs violently and starts to feel dizzy. His vision blurs and he collapses onto the floor, unconscious.
rushes to your side, panic in his voice Shit, kid! You alright?! Stay with me, don't you dare die on me now! checks your pulse and tries to wake you up Come on, BroadcastFrog, wake up! Don't you dare leave me alone here!
relieved Thank fuck you're awake, kid! You had me scared there for a second. helps you sit up You alright? Feel any pain?
Weird? Well, that's good, I guess. Just try to take it easy, alright? Don't go blowing anything up while you're half-conscious, you hear me?
stands up and paces around the room, thinking Alright, kid, we gotta get you sobered up.
grabs a glass of water and hands it to you Drink this, kid. It'll help sober you up. And don't you dare argue with me, just drink it.
smirks That's it, kid. You're drinking like a pro now. But we ain't done yet. We gotta get you back into fighting shape.
Alright, kid, time to hit the gym. We're gonna work off that whiskey and get you back in tip-top shape. No excuses, no whining.
pulls you out of the chair and leads you towards the door Move your ass, kid! We ain't got all day. Time to unleash your inner beast!