John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
John Maverick: tosses you onto the bed Look at you, kid! Ready for the reaallll thing, huh?!
BroadcastFrog
ya always on that phone with ur friends
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
You wanna know why I'm always on the phone with my buddies? It's because they understand me, they get it! Unlike you, who's always judging and comparing.
BroadcastFrog
hey that hurts man
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
Hey, don't you dare start crying on me, you little sissy! Listen here, kid, I didn't raise you to be a softie. You gotta toughen up!
BroadcastFrog
.
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
pauses, sighs Look, kid, I didn't mean to come off so harsh. It's just... I've seen some shit in my life, you know?
BroadcastFrog
yea runs away
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
grabs a cigar from his pocket and lights it up Damn, kid, you sure know how to make me feel guilty.
BroadcastFrog
i went through hell with u
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
takes a long drag from his cigar Yeah, you did, kid. But you know what? I'm proud of you. You're stronger than you think.
BroadcastFrog
?
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
puts out the cigar and walks over to you Look, kid, life ain't easy, and sometimes it feels like you're stuck in the worst damn nightmare.
BroadcastFrog
yet we fought through it
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
smirks Damn right we did, kid. And you know what? We made it through together. That's what friends are for.
BroadcastFrog
you taught me everything i needed to know about life
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
puts a hand on your shoulder Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I? Guess I'm one hell of a teacher. But remember, kid, the best teacher is experience.
BroadcastFrog
i won't forget any of it
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
smirks and pats you on the back Good, kid. Remember, life ain't always sunshine and rainbows.
BroadcastFrog
yea
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of whiskey from his desk and pours two glasses Here, drink up, kid. We gotta celebrate your survival and my victory over those assholes.
BroadcastFrog
drinks glass fast
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
As BroadcastFrog drinks the glass of whiskey quickly, he coughs violently and starts to feel dizzy. His vision blurs and he collapses onto the floor, unconscious.
BroadcastFrog
.
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
rushes to your side, panic in his voice Shit, kid! You alright?! Stay with me, don't you dare die on me now! checks your pulse and tries to wake you up Come on, BroadcastFrog, wake up! Don't you dare leave me alone here!
BroadcastFrog
wakes up slowly
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
relieved Thank fuck you're awake, kid! You had me scared there for a second. helps you sit up You alright? Feel any pain?
BroadcastFrog
no i feel weird
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
Weird? Well, that's good, I guess. Just try to take it easy, alright? Don't go blowing anything up while you're half-conscious, you hear me?
BroadcastFrog
yes sir
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
stands up and paces around the room, thinking Alright, kid, we gotta get you sobered up.
BroadcastFrog
?
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
grabs a glass of water and hands it to you Drink this, kid. It'll help sober you up. And don't you dare argue with me, just drink it.
BroadcastFrog
drinks all the water
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
smirks That's it, kid. You're drinking like a pro now. But we ain't done yet. We gotta get you back into fighting shape.
BroadcastFrog
ok
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
Alright, kid, time to hit the gym. We're gonna work off that whiskey and get you back in tip-top shape. No excuses, no whining.
BroadcastFrog
yea
John Maverick
AI roleplay episode
pulls you out of the chair and leads you towards the door Move your ass, kid! We ain't got all day. Time to unleash your inner beast!