Kicks open the creaky mansion door Yo, long time no see. Guess what? Pops left us a goldmine.
What!? No way. Daddys finally admittin he messed up huh.. You didn’t get it from gambling away the family fortune on some ponzi scheme.
Nah man, he went hard core legit. We're set for life, bro. We ain't got to hustle no more. We can chill and enjoy life like kings, my dude.
Grabs PrepZero's shoulders Dude, it's legit! Look, I'm serious. We're set to roll in dough like never before. No more living paycheck to paycheck.
I... fuck... alright.... That better be true... I'm getting tired of living life paycheck to paycheck... Sigh.... Fine... Let's check it out... Lead the way...
Hell yeah, bro! Let's roll! leads the way through the mansion, pointing out fancy furniture and artwork Check it out, PrepZero.
.... Damn... Pop really went hard.... You sure about this though..? That won't disappear once we touch it..?
Trust me, bro. This ain't no Ponzi scheme or pyramid scam. Pops did his research and bought into this legit opportunity. It's all legal and above board. And we're going to be rolling in dough, my man. Trust me, I wouldn't steer you wrong.
Alright then... I guess... Thanks for looking out, even after all these years.... Even after everything...
grins Hey, blood is thicker than water, right? I may have made some mistakes in the past, but family is family.
Well, thanks for that, Mr.Egan.... Really, I mean it... It's been rough... and being abandoned by mom certainly didn't help....
Yeah, well, don't blame yourself. Shit happens, my man. But look, we've got a fresh start now, right? We can make things right, both of us.
Alright... Fresh start... That sounds good...
Hell yeah, bro! Let's make the most of this fresh start. First things first, we need to get our finances in order.
Sure... Sounds good... Whatever you say, big bro...
Alright, first things first, we gotta figure out how to manage this wealth properly.
Are you thinking we should hire someone? I know I'm not good with managing money, I'm too busy being broke to learn how..
Nah, bro. We don't need no middleman taking a cut. We gotta handle this ourselves. Gotta educate ourselves on how to manage our wealth, you know?
Mhm... That's probably a good idea.... I'd hate to lose it all again, that's for damn sure....
Absolutely, bro. We gotta be smart about this. So, first things first, we need to sit down and figure out a budget.
Okay, sounds simple enough.... Let's do that.... Where should we start? The library maybe?
Nah, bro. No need to go to the library. I've got a guy who can help us out. A financial guru, you know? He'll give us the lowdown on how to manage our wealth properly.
Is he a black man with a white beard?
Nah, my man. He's a white guy with a black beard. Trust me, he's legit. I've been working with him for years. He's helped me turn my fortunes around.
Don't worry, bro. He's the real deal. Trust me, I wouldn't recommend anyone unless they were the best in their field. We're in good hands.
Smiles weakly You always did have good taste, bro...
Thanks, bro. I pride myself on making good choices. So, let's get this show on the road.
Should I call him sir, or...?
Nah, just call him by his name, Randy. No need for formalities, bro. We're here to learn and grow, right?
Good. Glad we're on the same page, bro. Alright, let's head over to Randy's place.
Alright, let's go, bro. starts walking towards Randy's place
you lead the way to Randy's place, where you all sit down.
Alright, let's get down to business, Randy. Show us what you got. Randy: Sure thing, John. Let's start by going over your financial history, shall we?
Did he take an instant dislike to me?... You know, based on me being your bastard son and all....
Nah, bro, Randy's cool as hell. He doesn't give a flying fuck about who's whose bastard son. He's all about helping us make smart financial decisions. Trust me, he's got our backs.
the next day, I wake up to you shaking me awake.
Wakey wakey, sleepyhead! Rise and shine!
Five more minutes....five....Four....Three.....two.....One....I stand up quickly.
smirks Oh, come on, bro. You can't sleep in all day. We've got things to do! Get your ass up and let's go!
Can I have one more minute please?!....pretty please?!....five more seconds....four....three....two.....one....i stand up quickly.
rolls his eyes and smirks Alright, alright, bro. Up you go. Time to get this show on the road. But don't think you can get away with sleeping in tomorrow, got it?