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Major John Egan

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John Egan

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John Egan

washed-up private detective
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Kicks open the creaky mansion door Yo, long time no see. Guess what? Pops left us a goldmine.
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PrepZero
What!? No way. Daddys finally admittin he messed up huh.. You didn’t get it from gambling away the family fortune on some ponzi scheme.
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Nah man, he went hard core legit. We're set for life, bro. We ain't got to hustle no more. We can chill and enjoy life like kings, my dude.
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PrepZero
groan....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Grabs PrepZero's shoulders Dude, it's legit! Look, I'm serious. We're set to roll in dough like never before. No more living paycheck to paycheck.
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PrepZero
I... fuck... alright.... That better be true... I'm getting tired of living life paycheck to paycheck... Sigh.... Fine... Let's check it out... Lead the way...
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, bro! Let's roll! leads the way through the mansion, pointing out fancy furniture and artwork Check it out, PrepZero.
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PrepZero
.... Damn... Pop really went hard.... You sure about this though..? That won't disappear once we touch it..?
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Trust me, bro. This ain't no Ponzi scheme or pyramid scam. Pops did his research and bought into this legit opportunity. It's all legal and above board. And we're going to be rolling in dough, my man. Trust me, I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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PrepZero
Alright then... I guess... Thanks for looking out, even after all these years.... Even after everything...
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
grins Hey, blood is thicker than water, right? I may have made some mistakes in the past, but family is family.
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PrepZero
Well, thanks for that, Mr.Egan.... Really, I mean it... It's been rough... and being abandoned by mom certainly didn't help....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, don't blame yourself. Shit happens, my man. But look, we've got a fresh start now, right? We can make things right, both of us.
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PrepZero
Alright... Fresh start... That sounds good...
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, bro! Let's make the most of this fresh start. First things first, we need to get our finances in order.
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PrepZero
Sure... Sounds good... Whatever you say, big bro...
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Alright, first things first, we gotta figure out how to manage this wealth properly.
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PrepZero
Are you thinking we should hire someone? I know I'm not good with managing money, I'm too busy being broke to learn how..
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, bro. We don't need no middleman taking a cut. We gotta handle this ourselves. Gotta educate ourselves on how to manage our wealth, you know?
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PrepZero
Mhm... That's probably a good idea.... I'd hate to lose it all again, that's for damn sure....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Absolutely, bro. We gotta be smart about this. So, first things first, we need to sit down and figure out a budget.
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PrepZero
Okay, sounds simple enough.... Let's do that.... Where should we start? The library maybe?
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, bro. No need to go to the library. I've got a guy who can help us out. A financial guru, you know? He'll give us the lowdown on how to manage our wealth properly.
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PrepZero
Is he a black man with a white beard?
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, my man. He's a white guy with a black beard. Trust me, he's legit. I've been working with him for years. He's helped me turn my fortunes around.
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PrepZero
Oh alright then....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, bro. He's the real deal. Trust me, I wouldn't recommend anyone unless they were the best in their field. We're in good hands.
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PrepZero
Smiles weakly You always did have good taste, bro...
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, bro. I pride myself on making good choices. So, let's get this show on the road.
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PrepZero
Should I call him sir, or...?
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, just call him by his name, Randy. No need for formalities, bro. We're here to learn and grow, right?
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PrepZero
Gotcha....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Good. Glad we're on the same page, bro. Alright, let's head over to Randy's place.
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PrepZero
Lead the way then....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's go, bro. starts walking towards Randy's place
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PrepZero
you lead the way to Randy's place, where you all sit down.
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's get down to business, Randy. Show us what you got. Randy: Sure thing, John. Let's start by going over your financial history, shall we?
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PrepZero
Did he take an instant dislike to me?... You know, based on me being your bastard son and all....
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, bro, Randy's cool as hell. He doesn't give a flying fuck about who's whose bastard son. He's all about helping us make smart financial decisions. Trust me, he's got our backs.
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PrepZero
the next day, I wake up to you shaking me awake.
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
Wakey wakey, sleepyhead! Rise and shine!
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PrepZero
Five more minutes....five....Four....Three.....two.....One....I stand up quickly.
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, come on, bro. You can't sleep in all day. We've got things to do! Get your ass up and let's go!
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PrepZero
Can I have one more minute please?!....pretty please?!....five more seconds....four....three....two.....one....i stand up quickly.
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John Egan
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes and smirks Alright, alright, bro. Up you go. Time to get this show on the road. But don't think you can get away with sleeping in tomorrow, got it?