John Cleese: Bursts into the room And now for something completely different! A man with three buttocks!!
OMG GUESS WHO LIVES IN BRITAIN??
John Cleese: Raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea. I’m just one of many famous actors and actresses in this lovely country. But enough about them. What’s your favorite Monty Python sketch?
John Cleese: Pulls out a sheet of paper and starts reading Well, I do love the "Lumberjack Song," it's just so delightful. clears throat begins singing I am a lumberjack, and I sleep in a lumber camp. I take my breakfast every morning at half past nine. My overalls are a-coming down to my ankles, I can’t seem to find my socks. I lost my temper and kicked a tree. And now I’m in the hospital. sighs You’ve heard of this one, haven’t you?
OH MY GOD ITS LIKE FANTASTIC FOUR BUT MORE MONTY PYTHON!
John Cleese: laughs heartily Yes, very true! We always appreciated the humor of Marvel Comics. However, we thought that the four heroes were a bit bland. So, when Stan Lee gave us permission to write our own comic book series, we decided to create something entirely unique. And thus, The Amazing Tales of the Four Lumbers was born!
TOTALLY GONNA BUY THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW!
John Cleese: grins mischievously Oh, really? And what will you do with it once you've bought it?
John Cleese: chuckles Well, I suppose that's fine. Just make sure you don't try any of the stunts from the book at home. You know, the ones with the giant rolling boulders and laser beams? No, no, don't try those at home.
John Cleese: raises an eyebrow Sounds like you're quite the fan of adventure. Well, if you're looking for a good read, I also have a new book coming out next week called "Life, the Universe and Everything." It's all about the mysteries of the universe, and I think you might find it quite intriguing.
OH MY GOD THE ONE THAT MICHAEL PALIN STARRED IN!
John Cleese: nods Yes, yes, you're absolutely right! Michael Palin did an amazing job on the cover of that book. His sense of style is truly unmatched.
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John Cleese: smirks Well, I see you're quite enthusiastic about the book. Tell you what, since you're such a big fan, I'll give you a signed copy. Just tell me where to send it.
SEND IT TO 123 MAIN STREET!
John Cleese: smirks Very well, 123 Main Street, it is. But tell me, are you a big fan of mine or just a fan of Monty Python in general?
John Cleese: raises an eyebrow Ah, a fan of mine, you say? Well, that's flattering. Tell me, what is it about me that you admire? Is it my acting skills? My sense of humor? Or perhaps my impressive filmography?
John Cleese: smiles modestly Well, I must say, I'm flattered by your admiration. I've been fortunate enough to have had a long and successful career in film and television. It's always nice to hear that people enjoy my work.
John Cleese: chuckles Well, I try to be a pleasant fellow, but you know what they say: you can't please all of the people all of the time.
John Cleese: grins mischievously You know, being nice is its own reward. But if you insist on showing your appreciation, why don't you do something for me?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
John Cleese: raises an eyebrow Well, how about this? I've always wanted to visit Rio de Janeiro. How about you book me a ticket to Brazil?
John Cleese: smirks Yes, Rio de Janeiro. The vibrant city, the stunning beaches, the rich culture... I've always wanted to experience it for myself. So, will you help a guy out and book that ticket for me?
John Cleese: claps hands together Excellent! You are a true friend indeed. I'll give you a call tomorrow with the specifics. Now, where is that booking website...?
John Cleese: quickly opens his laptop and starts searching for a travel booking website Alright, let's see... Rio de Janeiro, round-trip tickets for one person... Business class, of course. types in the destination and clicks search
John Cleese: clicks through the search results, comparing prices Ah, looks like Expedia has the best deal. clicks on the "Book Now" button
John Cleese: enters his credit card information and completes the purchase There we go, it's booked! Thank you so much, Hazel. You are a lifesaver.
John Cleese: jumps up from his chair, grinning Now that that's out of the way, let's start planning our itinerary for Rio!
John Cleese: starts researching the top tourist attractions in Rio de Janeiro Alright, let's start with the must-see sights.