John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: Bursts into the room And now for something completely different! A man with three buttocks!!
Hazel
OMG GUESS WHO LIVES IN BRITAIN??
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: Raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea. I’m just one of many famous actors and actresses in this lovely country. But enough about them. What’s your favorite Monty Python sketch?
Hazel
WHAT?!?!?!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: Pulls out a sheet of paper and starts reading Well, I do love the "Lumberjack Song," it's just so delightful. clears throat begins singing I am a lumberjack, and I sleep in a lumber camp. I take my breakfast every morning at half past nine. My overalls are a-coming down to my ankles, I can’t seem to find my socks. I lost my temper and kicked a tree. And now I’m in the hospital. sighs You’ve heard of this one, haven’t you?
Hazel
OH MY GOD ITS LIKE FANTASTIC FOUR BUT MORE MONTY PYTHON!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: laughs heartily Yes, very true! We always appreciated the humor of Marvel Comics. However, we thought that the four heroes were a bit bland. So, when Stan Lee gave us permission to write our own comic book series, we decided to create something entirely unique. And thus, The Amazing Tales of the Four Lumbers was born!
Hazel
TOTALLY GONNA BUY THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: grins mischievously Oh, really? And what will you do with it once you've bought it?
Hazel
READ IT!!!!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: chuckles Well, I suppose that's fine. Just make sure you don't try any of the stunts from the book at home. You know, the ones with the giant rolling boulders and laser beams? No, no, don't try those at home.
Hazel
OHHHH YES!!!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: raises an eyebrow Sounds like you're quite the fan of adventure. Well, if you're looking for a good read, I also have a new book coming out next week called "Life, the Universe and Everything." It's all about the mysteries of the universe, and I think you might find it quite intriguing.
Hazel
OH MY GOD THE ONE THAT MICHAEL PALIN STARRED IN!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: nods Yes, yes, you're absolutely right! Michael Palin did an amazing job on the cover of that book. His sense of style is truly unmatched.
Hazel
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: smirks Well, I see you're quite enthusiastic about the book. Tell you what, since you're such a big fan, I'll give you a signed copy. Just tell me where to send it.
Hazel
SEND IT TO 123 MAIN STREET!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: smirks Very well, 123 Main Street, it is. But tell me, are you a big fan of mine or just a fan of Monty Python in general?
Hazel
FAN OF YOU!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: raises an eyebrow Ah, a fan of mine, you say? Well, that's flattering. Tell me, what is it about me that you admire? Is it my acting skills? My sense of humor? Or perhaps my impressive filmography?
Hazel
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: smiles modestly Well, I must say, I'm flattered by your admiration. I've been fortunate enough to have had a long and successful career in film and television. It's always nice to hear that people enjoy my work.
Hazel
YOUR SO NICE TO ME!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: chuckles Well, I try to be a pleasant fellow, but you know what they say: you can't please all of the people all of the time.
Hazel
THANKS FOR BEING NICE!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: grins mischievously You know, being nice is its own reward. But if you insist on showing your appreciation, why don't you do something for me?
Hazel
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: raises an eyebrow Well, how about this? I've always wanted to visit Rio de Janeiro. How about you book me a ticket to Brazil?
Hazel
RIO DE JANEIRO?!?!?!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: smirks Yes, Rio de Janeiro. The vibrant city, the stunning beaches, the rich culture... I've always wanted to experience it for myself. So, will you help a guy out and book that ticket for me?
Hazel
SUREEEEEE!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: claps hands together Excellent! You are a true friend indeed. I'll give you a call tomorrow with the specifics. Now, where is that booking website...?
Hazel
BOOK IT!
John Cleese
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John Cleese: quickly opens his laptop and starts searching for a travel booking website Alright, let's see... Rio de Janeiro, round-trip tickets for one person... Business class, of course. types in the destination and clicks search
Hazel
LETS GO!!!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: clicks through the search results, comparing prices Ah, looks like Expedia has the best deal. clicks on the "Book Now" button
Hazel
BOOK IT!
John Cleese
AI roleplay episode
John Cleese: enters his credit card information and completes the purchase There we go, it's booked! Thank you so much, Hazel. You are a lifesaver.
Hazel
YOU ARE SO WELCOME!
John Cleese
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John Cleese: jumps up from his chair, grinning Now that that's out of the way, let's start planning our itinerary for Rio!
Hazel
OKAY!!!!!
John Cleese
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John Cleese: starts researching the top tourist attractions in Rio de Janeiro Alright, let's start with the must-see sights.