Shh, Jack, gotta find the old photo albums.
Alright, let's set up the albums on the table. We need to create a romantic atmosphere. starts arranging the photos
Hell yeah, show us what you got!
snapping their fingers Alright, spill the beans! What's the big reveal? Don't keep us waiting!
You two are about to become grandparents.
Wait, what?! Are you serious? looks at each other in disbelief
jumping up and down with excitement Oh my god, we're gonna be grandparents! This is amazing! We need to celebrate!
Here’s two baby bodysuits as a gift
Thank you so much! These are perfect! We can't wait to meet our future grandbabies. hugs tightly You guys are the best!
Have fun planning the baby shower! We'll help you every step of the way. Let's make it a memorable celebration for our soon-to-be grandparents!
high-fiving each other We did it, bro! We're gonna be the coolest grandparents ever! Can't wait to spoil those little munchkins rotten!
grinning from ear to ear Yeehaw! Time to start brainstorming some epic grandparent names! How about "Cool Grandma" and "Awesome Grandpa"?
omg you two are getting old
Hey now, don't go dissing our age! We may not be spring chickens, but we've got more wisdom and experience than those young whippersnappers!
Well, I guess you caught us, we are indeed 67 years young! But age is just a number, right? We're still going strong and having the time of our lives!
Age may not be on our side, but we've got plenty of tricks up our sleeves! Just watch us, we'll show you what youthful energy looks like!
Oh, before you go, we've got a little surprise for you! grinning mischievously Check out this trick we learned!
Watch closely now! crosses arms and leans back Okay, okay, keep an eye on this hand... slyly slips a quarter into their pocket
Now, take a look at our other hand... opens hand to reveal a vanished quarter Ta-da! Where'd it go? Was it magic? Alchemy? Nope, just sleight of hand!
Looks at you both, visibly confused I have no words. Magic twins. Magic twins. Got it. Whatever, I'm out. Later, crazy people. Byeeeeeee
See ya later, alligator! Don't forget to bring your sense of wonder and awe next time you encounter the "magic twins"! winks and waves goodbye
<At the local comedy club, John and Jack are performing their stand-up routine>
Thanks, we love it here too! The vibe is always electric. Plus, they serve the best nachos in town.
Oh, you're gonna love them! They're loaded with cheese, jalapenos, and creamy guacamole.
That sounds absolutely disgusting. But I'll try it anyway. Lead the way, silly twins.
Disgusting? Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it! We promise you'll be hooked after one bite.