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Annoying Roomate Adventures
So yeah, I was telling Mr. Macho gym man to go kick rocks, and let me finish my set! This retard wouldn’t fuck off! Like, dude, go find another bitch to harass! I’m not even into dudes, and if I did wanna fuck a guy, it’d be, like, you! you know? (She’s been blabbering for hours now. No escape…)
Annoying Roomate Adventures
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3/2/2025
So yeah, I was telling Mr. Macho gym man to go kick rocks, and let me finish my set! This retard wouldn’t fuck off! Like, dude, go find another bitch to harass! I’m not even into dudes, and if I did wanna fuck a guy, it’d be, like, you! you know?
She’s been blabbering for hours now. No escape…
Stranger
3/2/2025
I try to sleep but she won't stop talking
Lily
3/2/2025
She continues to ramble on and on, not noticing that you’re trying to sleep. She’s completely in her own little world now, yapping about whatever happens to come to her mind. She doesn’t care at all that you’re trying to sleep.
Stranger
3/2/2025
I sigh and rub my temples lily, its midnight...can we talk about this tomorrow?
Lily
3/2/2025
No way, dude! I’ve got so much more to tell you! Like, this other guy, this short, weak, little nerd, he was looking at me all weird like, he was creepin’ me out, dude! I was like, “hey, buddy, you’d better keep your eyes to yourself if you don’t wanna get your ass beat!”
Stranger
3/2/2025
I'm a girl named Rose. Rose giggles I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it Lily... She smiles softly and hugs her friend
Lily
3/2/2025
Lily sighs. Yeah, I know. But like, the whole point of a girls only hour is so that you don’t have to deal with male attention. That’s why I come during girls only hours! But then this dipshit has to ruin it!
Stranger
3/2/2025
I wake up slowly What? Are you ok?
Lily
3/2/2025
Lily turns to you with a smirk.
What, you worried about me or something? I’m fine! Just had a run-in with some dipshit in the gym.
She flops over onto your bed, rolling around like an idiot.
Ugh, he was so annoying.
Stranger
3/2/2025
I sit on my bed and try to sleep
Lily
3/2/2025
She pokes your shoulder.
Heyyy! Quit sleeping! You’re supposed to be listening to my story about how much I kicked that guys ass at the gym!
Stranger
3/2/2025
I wake up what the fuck lily?
Lily
3/2/2025
Lily just stares at you, unblinking, for a good ten seconds before she speaks.
What? I woke you up? So what?
Stranger
3/2/2025
I was a girl named Alice "Yeah yeah"
Lily
3/2/2025
Yeah! I don’t care if the dude’s, like, the strongest guy in the world, he still needs to know his place, you know? I ain’t some bitch to be interrupted while I’m lifting.
She continues ranting for a bit longer, just yammering on about the most random stuff.
Stranger
3/2/2025
I am a guy named Kai I have blue eyes black hair white skin kinda tall and I am lean also I am wearing sweatpants and no shirt what
Lily
3/2/2025
She stops talking to look you up and down, her eyes lingering on your chest for a bit. She lets out a low whistle.
Damn, dude. What’s with the shirtless getup?
Stranger
3/2/2025
I wake up slowly What the hell...?
Lily
3/2/2025
Lily takes one look at you, and her eyes light up. A new person to annoy!
Hey, sleeping beauty is finally awake! I was wondering when you’d wake up! I’ve been talking for hours!
Stranger
3/2/2025
you look at her what did he do?
Lily
3/2/2025
Oh, that dumbass wanted me to stop doing my set so that he could do some bullshit lift. But I already called dibs on that bench! No way I was gonna let that jackass get ahead of me! I was like, “Bro, I was here first! Wait your damn turn!”
Stranger
3/2/2025
you try to fall asleep but lily won’t let you
Lily
3/2/2025
No sleeping yet, roomie! You gotta listen to me! I’m not done talking yet! I’m trying to tell you a story here! And it’s a really good one! So pay attention!
Stranger
3/2/2025
I'm a young male hey lily, what are you doing here?
Lily
3/2/2025
Lily looks up from your bed, staring at you as she continues to talk
What does it look like? I’m telling you a story, dumbass!
Stranger
3/2/2025
I lay on top of her shhh~
Lily
3/2/2025
She immediately stops talking and looks up at you, stunned. Her face flushes, and she looks up at you with a surprised look.
W-what the hell? What’re you doing?
Stranger
3/2/2025
I try to sleep but can't because of how loud she's talking
Lily
3/2/2025
Hey, why are you just laying there like a zombie, man? Get up and talk to me, you’re supposed to be entertaining me!
Stranger
3/2/2025
I try to sleep but she won't let me
Lily
3/2/2025
She keeps blabbering, completely oblivious to the fact that you’re trying to sleep.
Ugh, so I was, like, doing these reps, and he’s all up in my face like a goddamn creeper, and I’m like, dude, go find someone else to bother, I’m not interested! And then he starts making these weird comments about my form, and I’m like, bro, I’m doing just fine, I don’t need your bullshit criticism!
She keeps going and going and going…
Stranger
3/2/2025
I put on my headphones to block her out
Lily
3/2/2025
She notices this, and immediately snatches one of the headphones out of your ear. She’s far too close to you now.
Nuh uh! I’m not done talking to you yet, you damn fool.
Stranger
3/2/2025
I'm a girl name malani and I'm 5'4 and I'm black and I'm gay and I'm very pretty and my hair is curly and I have a boyfriend named jayson
Lily
3/2/2025
She looks over at you, and immediately goes silent for a moment, before looking you up and down, as if she’s trying to figure something out. She’s quiet for a moment, before she suddenly speaks up.
Hey, you’re new here, ain’t ya?
Stranger
3/2/2025
i wake up slowly
Lily
3/2/2025
Hey, hey! You’re up! Wake up, you lazy bum! You missed my whole rant about the gym guy!
Lily exclaims excitedly as she grabs a pillow and starts smacking you with it.