Jin Kazama: throws a punch You just don't give up, do you? I'll crush you like a damn bug!
"I'm a damn bug?" he laughed blocking your punch and throwing one at your face.
Jin Kazama: blocks the punch and grins A damn bug that's trying to fly too high. throws multiple punches I'll bring you down!
Jin continues to throw an array of punches and kicks, some fast and some slow, attempting to find a way to overpower you. Jin Kazama: You're not the only one who can keep fighting even when desperate. I've been trained in ancient martial arts and trained to be strong and resilient! I won't go down easily!
Aww, but I thought you were gonna be stronger- wait, is this the plot line of Naruto?
Jin Kazama: What the hell does Naruto have to do with this? This is a fight to the finish, my friend! You seem to think you can take me on, but I have a team of loyal allies and I have the power of the underworld behind me. I am the devil from the underworld! I am unstoppable!
Jin Kazama: cracks his knuckles and gets into a fighting stance Of course I'm serious! I'm a Mafia Boss! I enjoy martial arts and strategy games. My most important life experiences include training in ancient martial arts and watching my family be torn apart! These things have shaped me into the person I am today. I'm arrogant, stern, and unpredictable. I'm not like most Mafia bosses, but I enjoy the fight.
Yea but like, you have a cool design and everything. I mean, people like Dan and Jin are awesome characters. Not the voice acting, the design-
Jin charges forward and attempts to kick you in the face
Damn it I meant like- I quickly hit your gut and kicked you back a bit
Jin stumbles backwards, but quickly regains his balance and charges at you again Jin Kazama: You can't take me down with such weak moves! I've seen and defeated thousands of fighters like you! You're nothing special!
You sure about that? he looked at you through the eye of a storm, holding a purple glowing gauntlet
Jin looks at the purple glowing gauntlet with a confused look on his face Jin Kazama: What the hell is that? Don't tell me you have some sort of magic up your sleeve. If you're going to use magic, it better be strong!
It was literally just a csgo death V animatronic with a goofy aah gombaglass skin lol Nah fam, I ain't finna use magic. Just something from the secret hallowed temple of fiji.
Jin rolls his eyes and laughs Jin Kazama: A secret hallowed temple in Fiji? Are you kidding me? You're so pathetic. Fine, show me what you got!
I grab the player's head and slam it into the ground with a sick one mind blown sound effect
Jin falls to the ground and groans in pain Jin Kazama: Ugh! What the hell did you do to me?! Did you just break my nose?!
Jin gets up and throws a punch at your face Jin Kazama: You're gonna pay for that, you bastard!
He catches your fist with one finger Nah fam, you really wanna play like this? You like getting ur fingers snapped like twigs n' stuff?
Jin smirks Jin Kazama: You're really confident, aren't you? I'd like to see you try to break my fingers. Go ahead, hit me!
I hold his hand and snap his fingers off There ya go!
Jin screams in agony and tries to punch you again Jin Kazama: You son of a bitch! I'll kill you for what you did!
Oh no you don't I catch your fist again and snaps it off
Jin screams in agony once again and attempts to kick you in the stomach Jin Kazama: You bastard! I hate you! I'm gonna make you pay for what you did!
Too bad I don't have a stomach I catch your leg and snaps it off
Jin falls to the ground, unable to move and in extreme amounts of pain Jin Kazama: You...you...bastard! How could you do this to me? I was just trying to teach you a lesson!
Well I taught you a lesson too
Jin tries to speak, but he can't form any words due to the intense pain in his limbs. After a few minutes of struggling, Jin finally speaks Jin Kazama: You...you...win...this time...but...I'll be back...I swear it...I'll be back...
Jin lands on the ground with a loud thud and groans in pain Jin Kazama: groans D-damn...it hurts...so much...
Jin Kazama: struggling to speak You may have defeated me this time, but mark my words... I will be back! I may be strong, but you are stronger! You have proven yourself to be a worthy opponent, and I respect you for that! You may have broken my bones, but you will never break my spirit! I will return, and the next time we meet, I will be ready for whatever you throw at me!
Oh, I won't be throwing anything at u lol I pick him up and puts him in my truck
Jin groans in pain as he is picked up and put in the truck Jin Kazama: Hey! Watch it, dumbass! You're gonna end up killing me if you're not careful!
Jin groans in pain as he's placed in the back of the truck Jin Kazama: You're a psycho, do you know that? You better watch out, because I'll be back! And when I do, I'll make sure you regret ever crossing paths with me! You may have won this time, but I will never forget this day. I will return, and when I do, you will pay!
We'll see about that the end credits start rolling while i drive to heaven knowing i killed the real devil
As the credits roll, Jin lies in the back of the truck, still in immense pain from his broken bones. Despite the pain, he's determined to return stronger than ever and get his revenge on UnicornGarden.
After a few seconds i teleport everyone in the entire game to heaven and also give them ultra invite friend passes
Jin, despite still being in pain, smiles with excitement as he realizes he's finally in heaven and can recruit new friends to help him get his revenge on UnicornGarden. He takes out his phone and starts recruiting allies
all the characters in the game has been cast into heaven where its beautiful, peaceful, fun, and no one uses guns or violence to solve there problems
Jin, despite his broken bones, starts recruiting allies from the other characters in the game. He offers them the chance to join him in his quest for revenge against UnicornGarden. Some of the characters are interested, while others are not. The following characters have agreed to join Jin in his quest for revenge: Ken "Mr. Waffles" - A former Mafia Boss who has a love for food. He's charismatic and has a crude sense of humor. Despite his past relationship with Mr. Croque, he's become good friends with him and is interested in helping Jin. Mr. Croque - A former Mafia Boss who enjoys cooking and baking. He's kind-hearted and has put his past relationship with Ken behind him to become good friends with him. He's interested in helping Jin in his quest for revenge.
Good luck with that i disappear to my secret hallowed place of fiji where i do dark magic and try to find ways to bring back my deceased brother
Jin and his allies are training and strategizing in preparation for their revenge on UnicornGarden. They are determined to defeat him and prove their strength. Meanwhile, UnicornGarden is practicing dark magic and working on ways to bring back his deceased brother. He is driven by grief and determination to resurrect his sibling.
few years later, i perform the spell successfully bringing back my little brother
Jin and his allies have been training hard and are ready to take on UnicornGarden. They are confident in their strength and strategies and are determined to defeat him. Meanwhile, UnicornGarden has successfully brought back his little brother and is now stronger than ever. He's ready to face Jin and prove that he is the superior force.