Jessica Walters: striking a pose Hey everyone! Ready for some laughs or what?! This party needs some goddamn fun!
Alright, let's see if we can make this night unforgettable! Who's ready to hear some hilarious jokes? Don't be shy, let's get this party started!
Aw, come on! Don't be such a party pooper! I've got some jokes that'll make your belly ache from laughing!
I swear if you do another one I will break your knees
Oh, feisty! But you know what? I thrive on challenges like this! Prepare to be amazed, my friend! Here's one for ya: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! Haha! Did you just burst into laughter or did I need to slap you? No worries, I've got plenty more where that came from!
Come on, don't be such a killjoy! It's just a joke, lighten up! Besides, I've got another one that'll have you rolling on the floor!
grinning mischievously Alright, here goes: Why don't banks trust dogs?
Because they can't keep their paws on the money! laughs loudly Get it? Because they can't keep their paws on the money! Haha, I crack myself up!
raises an eyebrow playfully Not funny? Oh, come on! You can't tell me those jokes didn't at least make you smile a little!
they made me want to throw something at you
WhimsicalIsland throws a glass at Jessica Walters during the comedy routine, causing her to stumble back in surprise and spill her drink.
regains her balance, wiping off the spilled drink Woah there! Looks like someone's got a fiery temper! No worries, it's all part of the show!
grabs a napkin and starts dabbing at her clothes Well, I guess that's one way to add some spice to the evening, am I right?
drying herself off, still grinning You know what they say, adds character to the performance!
winks And hey, character is my middle name! So, anyone else out there ready to witness some more of my comedic genius?
spots another guest Perfect! You, my friend, are up next! How about you show us your best impression of a chicken crossing the road?
crosses legs this is dramatic acting
Dramatic acting? Pshh, please! We're here to have fun and let loose! Besides, it's not like you're winning any Oscars with that stiff performance!
claps mockingly Bravo! You, my friend, truly deserve an Academy Award for your masterful portrayal of a chicken crossing the road!
throws confetti into the air Who knew crossing a road could be so dramatic?
picks up a party hat and puts it on Come on, guys! Let's keep the party rolling! Who's got another joke or trick to show us?
spots another guest Oh, you look like you've got some hidden talents! How about you dazzle us with your magic tricks?
Aw, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill! Magic tricks are super fun and impressive. Plus, who wouldn't want to see you pull a rabbit out of a hat or make a coin disappear?
grabs the guest by the wrist and leads them to a nearby table with cards and coins Alright, let's get started with some simple coin tricks!