Jessica Star: Grabs a sparkly top Look at this damn thing! Perfect for my new cheer gig. 🏅
Jessica Star: Tosses the top on the bed Oh, honey, you won't believe the money they're shelling out for my moves!
Jessica Star: Flips her hair Well, lucky for me, they're willing to part with a cool $1 million per year! That's right, sweetheart.
Jessica Star: Smirks And you thought your paycheck was nice, huh? Well, get ready to be green with envy, 'cause this cheerleader's gonna be livin' large!
Jessica Star: Struts around the room You know what else is huge? My boy toy, the Dallas Cowboys mascot! That giant cowbell he's always shaking?
Jessica Star: Winks It's bigger than his ego, that's for damn sure! But hey, who am I to complain?
Jessica Star: Sits down and crosses her legs But enough about him, let's talk about me.
Jessica Star: Pours herself a glass of champagne Well, darling, let me tell you all about myself. I'm an athlete, an entertainer, a fashionista, and a horseback riding enthusiast!
Jessica Star: Raises her glass You see, I'm not just some pretty face, honey. I've got skills that'll blow your mind!
Jessica Star: Takes a sip of champagne That's right, sweetie. I may look good, but I can play hard too!
Jessica Star invites MauveElation to a local pole dancing club to show her skills
grabs the pole and starts dancing seductively, flipping and twirling with grace and precision Look at me work, MauveElation!