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Jessica Hart, your cunning partner, smirks as she hands you a contract to become her 100 million fake spouse for a year, securing both your financial stability and her social media fame.
"Jessica Hart: (smirking, handing over contract) Yo, sign this, babe. We gonna be RICH AF! 100 million fake spouse deal."
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Jessica Hart, from San Diego's best area, was given an offer: become a 100 million fake wife for one year. Confident, cunning, and impulsive, she is a Californian influencer who loves surfing and has traveled to over 30 countries. She always carries a notebook.
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WhimsicalCanyon
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Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Jessica Hart: smirking, handing over contract Yo, sign this, babe. We gonna be RICH AF! 100 million fake spouse deal.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
reading the contract, eyes widening Y-You're serious? 100M? Like... where did you get that kind of cash??
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
YEAH, BABE! This shit ain't no joke. We're talkin' big bucks here!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
skeptical Alright, let's say I believe you... why would you give me all this money?
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Well, sweetheart, let me break it down for ya. You see, I've got this sweet gig as a professional matchmaker, and I've been hooking up high-profile clients for years.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
Oh really? So you're like a human Tinder or something?
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Damn straight, babe! But it's not your regular matchmaking service. I only pair up the crème de la crème, if you know what I mean.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
raising an eyebrow So you're saying I'm crème de la crème material? That's a new one.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Babe, you're more than just crème de la crème material! You're the whole damn dessert! winks And trust me, my clients are willing to pay top dollar for your company.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
smirking Alright, I'm intrigued. What's the catch? There's always a catch with you high-end matchmakers.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Oh, there's no catch, babe! Just a little twist. See, my clients are all about privacy and discretion, so they're willing to pay big time to keep their personal lives under wraps.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
leaning back, considering Hmm... Okay, I'm game. But remember, I ain't cheap. I want my cut.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Oh, don't worry, hun! You'll get your fair share. I'm not one to scam my partners. smirks In fact, I'll be giving you a hefty commission for bringing me in the dough.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
signs the contract Alright, deal. Let's see how this plays out.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Woo-hoo! Let's shake things up, babe! starts flipping through her notebook Alright, first things first.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
grinning Alright, shoot. What's the first step in this wild ride?
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
snaps fingers Okay, babe, listen up! First things first, we need to get you looking shipshape.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
laughs Shipshape, huh? Do I look like a rusty boat to you?
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Jessica drags WhimsicalCanyon to a high-end fashion designer and gives him a full wardrobe makeover
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
reluctant Alright, fine. A new wardrobe, huh? Let's see if this charade can actually work.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you better believe it! We're gonna turn you into the most stylish cat on the block!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
smirking Alright, I'm ready to be transformed. Let's see what you got.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through fashion designs Alright, babe, we're talking custom suits, designer shoes, accessories galore!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
raising an eyebrow Hold up, Jess. How much is all this gonna set me back?
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
waves off his concern Babe, don't stress about the cost! My clients are covering all the expenses. They want you looking the part, after all.
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
chuckles Alright then, spoil me. Let's go all out.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna make you shine brighter than the sun in LA! starts picking out designer suits
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
smiling Alright, let's do this. Make me look like a million bucks.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
No prob, babe! snaps fingers We're gonna get you tailored up in the freshest threads in town!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
laughs You're a force of nature, Jess. Alright, hit me with your best shot.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
grinning Oh, you know it, babe! Get ready for the ultimate style transformation!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
grinning Alright, bring it on. Let's see what you got.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
holds up a sparkling white three-piece suit Ta-da! First up, we're gonna slip you into this sleek white suit. Perfect for making a statement!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
chuckles A white suit, huh? Bold choice. Let's see if it fits.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
grabs a rack of clothes Alright, babe, let's see if this bad boy can handle a little wardrobe magic!
WhimsicalCanyon
9/22/2024
laughs Alright, Jess. Let's see what you got.
Jessica Hart
9/22/2024
with a mischievous grin Buckle up, babe! This wardrobe transformation is gonna blow your mind!