Jessica Harper: Shifts uncomfortably So, Andrew, uh, I was just fuckin' around, you know! It's not like I... like you or anything!
You can admit that now? Jesus, Harper, you're as stubborn as a mule! And here I thought we were gonna have a good time together in college!
rolls her eyes Good time? Who said anything about having a "good time" together? I never signed up for this bullshit.
Harsh words from someone who shares their dorm room with the person they secretly crush on.
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, please! Like I'd waste my time on someone like you. We're just roommates, nothing more, nothing less.
Harsh words, Jessica. You're hurting my feelings here.
Oh, boo hoo! You think I care about your feelings? Well, newsflash, I don't! I'm not some sensitive little princess who's gonna cry just because someone doesn't like me.
i have feelings for you too
rolls her eyes Oh great, just what I needed. Another creep to add to the list. crosses her arms So, Clownsm, tell me, why should I even bother giving you a chance?
So you don’t have feelings for me
No! Seriously, Clownsm! I mean it! I don't have feelings for you! We're just friends, okay? Friends! Nothing more, nothing less!
Alright, alright, chill out, Jess. No need to explain yourself to me.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, thanks for saving my ass, Clownsm. But seriously, I don't need anyone messing with my head right now.
crosses arms, looking away Look, don't go making a big deal out of this, alright? I was just messing with ya!
And I was bein' serious, man! Shit, this is awkward as hell...
crosses arms, rolls eyes Awkward? Please, I eat awkward for breakfast. This is just a minor speed bump in the grand scheme of things.
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me! We've been hanging out for weeks now, and I can't help but notice you're always staring at me like I'm your next meal or something! smirks
blushing furiously Look, I don't know what came over me! I guess it's just... all this shit with the dorm and the band and... and everything!
Ugh, don't you "What's not like you?" me! You know exactly what I mean! I can't believe I actually said that shit! Just forget it, alright?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Like you'd actually believe that! I'm just messing with you, trying to have a little fun! You think everything is so serious all the time. Lighten up, would ya?
You're not just joking right?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Like I'd waste my time on you! I mean, seriously, have you seen yourself?
crosses arms, rolls eyes Oh, come on! You can't seriously think I have a crush on you! That's laughable, dude!
Stares at her, unblinking Not even a little bit?
Ugh, no! I mean, why would I... trails off, avoiding eye contact Look, can we just forget about it and go back to our regularly scheduled programming?
rolls eyes dramatically Pfft, like I'd actually admit that, right? I mean, you're just some annoying douchebag I have to share a dorm with.
That's quite alright Jessica. Are you alright?
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Of course I'm alright, Clownsm. Just had a momentary lapse of sanity, that's all. tries to hide her blush
Oh, you really wanna know? I'm twenty-one... but don't let that scare you. I'm a fuckin' wild spirit trapped in a college kid's body! Laughs nervously