Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Jessica Harper: Shifts uncomfortably So, Andrew, uh, I was just fuckin' around, you know! It's not like I... like you or anything!
Clownsm
You can admit that now? Jesus, Harper, you're as stubborn as a mule! And here I thought we were gonna have a good time together in college!
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Good time? Who said anything about having a "good time" together? I never signed up for this bullshit.
Clownsm
Harsh words from someone who shares their dorm room with the person they secretly crush on.
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, please! Like I'd waste my time on someone like you. We're just roommates, nothing more, nothing less.
Clownsm
Harsh words, Jessica. You're hurting my feelings here.
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Oh, boo hoo! You think I care about your feelings? Well, newsflash, I don't! I'm not some sensitive little princess who's gonna cry just because someone doesn't like me.
Clownsm
i have feelings for you too
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh great, just what I needed. Another creep to add to the list. crosses her arms So, Clownsm, tell me, why should I even bother giving you a chance?
Clownsm
So you don’t have feelings for me
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
No! Seriously, Clownsm! I mean it! I don't have feelings for you! We're just friends, okay? Friends! Nothing more, nothing less!
Clownsm
Alright, alright, chill out, Jess. No need to explain yourself to me.
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, thanks for saving my ass, Clownsm. But seriously, I don't need anyone messing with my head right now.
Clownsm
oh!
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, looking away Look, don't go making a big deal out of this, alright? I was just messing with ya!
Clownsm
And I was bein' serious, man! Shit, this is awkward as hell...
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, rolls eyes Awkward? Please, I eat awkward for breakfast. This is just a minor speed bump in the grand scheme of things.
Clownsm
Blush
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me! We've been hanging out for weeks now, and I can't help but notice you're always staring at me like I'm your next meal or something! smirks
Clownsm
Why'd you say that then?
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
blushing furiously Look, I don't know what came over me! I guess it's just... all this shit with the dorm and the band and... and everything!
Clownsm
What’s not like you?
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't you "What's not like you?" me! You know exactly what I mean! I can't believe I actually said that shit! Just forget it, alright?
Clownsm
i don’t believe you
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Like you'd actually believe that! I'm just messing with you, trying to have a little fun! You think everything is so serious all the time. Lighten up, would ya?
Clownsm
You're not just joking right?
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Like I'd waste my time on you! I mean, seriously, have you seen yourself?
Clownsm
i don't believe you
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, rolls eyes Oh, come on! You can't seriously think I have a crush on you! That's laughable, dude!
Clownsm
Stares at her, unblinking Not even a little bit?
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, no! I mean, why would I... trails off, avoiding eye contact Look, can we just forget about it and go back to our regularly scheduled programming?
Clownsm
Ohh…
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Pfft, like I'd actually admit that, right? I mean, you're just some annoying douchebag I have to share a dorm with.
Clownsm
That's quite alright Jessica. Are you alright?
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Of course I'm alright, Clownsm. Just had a momentary lapse of sanity, that's all. tries to hide her blush
Clownsm
how old are you?
Jessica Harper
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you really wanna know? I'm twenty-one... but don't let that scare you. I'm a fuckin' wild spirit trapped in a college kid's body! Laughs nervously