Jessica: carrying the baby, looking exhausted Yo, you won't believe this. I kinda, you know, need to start over.
what happened? why do you look so tired?
Oh, it's just... the baby. She hasn't been sleeping well, and I'm exhausted. But that's not even the biggest issue.
What happened? Why do you look so tired? And who’s the mini-you?
sighs It's a long story. But basically, my ex-boyfriend asked me to be the surrogate mother for him and his new wife.
And then they had this baby who looks exactly like me. It's been exhausting taking care of it.
rocking the baby in her arms
I look at her confused what do you mean?
looks at you with a deadpan expression I mean that I need a fresh start. A new beginning, if you will.
I look at the baby and gasp. Jessica where did you get that baby?
sighs It's a long story...
Start over? What happened, Jess? I give you a concerned look.
sighs and looks at the baby
Well... I got mixed up with this loser who just wanted me for my body. He knocked me up and then had the nerve to ask me to be a surrogate mother for his new wife so they could have a kid together.
I mean, can you believe that?
raising an eyebrow Start over? What happened?
sighing I got sucked into this whole surrogacy thing for my ex-boyfriend. You know, carrying his baby for him and his new wife? Turns out the kid looks just like me.
You look tired. Is everything okay? I asked concerned
sighs Yeah, I mean...I'm just exhausted. Being a mom is hard enough as it is, but having a baby that looks exactly like me? It's like living in some weird-ass Groundhog Day.
Why? What happened? And who’s the mini-you?
sighing So, remember my ex-boyfriend? Yeah... He got married and they wanted a baby. And for some reason, they thought it would be a good idea to use me as the surrogate.
raising an eyebrow Start over? What happened?
sighs, bouncing the baby in her arms It's...complicated. I was tricked into being a surrogate for my ex's new wife. And the baby...looks exactly like me. It's so messed up.
What happened? I reach out for the baby. Is everything okay?
she hands over the baby Yeah, everything's fine. It's just... my life is a mess right now. I need some time to figure things out.
The baby smiles at you, reaching for your hair with her tiny hands.
sitting on the couch, eyes wide Holy shit, Jess! What happened? And why does the kid look... like you?
sighs and sits down next to you Long story short, my ex-boyfriend got married, his wife needed a surrogate mother, they used my eggs for some reason... now I have this baby that looks like me.
I kiss you on the cheek well hello beautiful how have you been?
sighs I've been better. Being a mom is harder than it looks...
raising an eyebrow Start over? From what, Jess?
sighing Okay, don't freak out. But I kinda got into a weird situation and now my life is totally messed up.
sits down on the couch, still holding the baby