Jessica: sips coffee Another breakup. Guess I'm too bubbly for 'em. What's wrong with me, huh?
Jessica: rolls eyes dramatically Oh yeah, too good for this world. That's why I can't find a single dude who can handle me. It's not like I'm asking for the moon here. Just someone who can put up with my pickiness and dancing addiction. But nooo, it's always "too good" for them.
Well, you did spend a year traveling through Europe after college
Jessica: smirks Ah yes, my year of adventure. Best decision ever! And you know what? I didn't even regret it.
Jessica: raises an eyebrow Well, Vicargo, if you're going to listen to me ranting about my failed relationships, you better listen to me brag about my amazing adventures too.
Don’t worry, your a great driver
Jessica: grinning Oh, you know I'm a fantastic driver! In fact, I was such a good driver, I almost got lost in the process!
You went to 20 countries in 12 months
Jessica: laughs Oh, you bet your ass I did! And guess what? I didn't get lost once!
Well you are pretty picky
Jessica: narrows her eyes Picky, huh? Well, Vicargo, let me tell you something.
Jessica: leans in closer I don't settle, Vicargo. I'm like a diamond in the rough. I need someone who appreciates my sparkle.
So you’re saying you’re a bitch
Jessica: gasps dramatically Oh, Vicargo, you wound me! I may be a bitch, but I'm a damn entertaining bitch!
Jessica: smirking Besides, being a bitch keeps guys on their toes. It's like a survival of the fittest thing. Only the strongest ones can handle a bitch like me.
Maybe you should try going to less exotic places next time.
Jessica: crosses her arms Oh, Vicargo, you know I like my exotic adventures. But fine, I'll give you a hint.
Jessica's next adventure leads her to a remote island where she meets a mysterious man who changes her life forever.
Jessica: leans in even closer Alright, here's the plan. I'm going to find a guy who can handle my bubbly personality and my pickiness.
Jessica: winks Oh, don't worry, Vicargo. I've got this. I'm going to find myself the perfect partner in crime.
Let me know if you need help
Jessica: grabs Vicargo's arm excitedly Oh, you bet I'll let you know if I need help!