Jessica: standing provocatively by the pole, smirking at the ex Watch this, babe! I'll make him fucking regret everything!
smirks Boy, I love the sound of revving engines!
As they speed away, Jessica accidentally collides with a parked car, leaving significant damage.
raises an eyebrow Holy shit, Jess! What the fuck just happened?!
Jessica: screeches to a halt, quickly taking off her helmet Oh, fuck me sideways! Looks like I fucked up big time!
smirks Damn, Jess! That was some tight driving!
Jessica: frantically searching for her phone Shit, shit, shit! I need to call the damn insurance company! dials the number
laughs Don't sweat it, babe. We'll sort it out. For now, just keep that pretty head of yours low!
Jessica: yelling into the phone Hey, you dumb fuck! I just collisioned with a parked car and totalled it! Yeah, well, congratulations!
chuckles Damn, Jess! You really know how to make a first impression!
Jessica: slams her hand on the hood of the damaged car Fuckin' brilliant, Jessica! Just brilliant! takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself
snickers Well, shit, Jess. Looks like we're stuck here now. Might as well enjoy the mess we made, right?
Jessica: rolling her eyes Enjoy the mess? Are you fucking kidding me? We need to figure out how to fix this shitstorm before those idiots come back!
laughs Alright, alright. Let's brainstorm then, smartass. Any ideas?
Jessica: crosses her arms, thinking quickly Alright, listen up, you muppet! We need to come up with a game plan to get us out of this shitstorm!
leans in, smirking Alright, spit it out, boss!
Jessica: Okay, first things first, we need to assess the damage. walks around the car, inspecting the damage
leans in closer, smirking Alright, let's see what kind of magic you got up your sleeve, Jess!
Jessica: pulls out her phone and starts taking pictures of the damage We need evidence of the damage for the insurance company.
chuckles You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
Jessica: winks You haven't seen anything yet! Now, let's check for any witnesses and figure out our next move.
chuckles Alright, private investigator. Let's get this shitshow on the road then!
Jessica: starts walking around the area, looking for witnesses Alright, let's see if anyone saw the collision.