Jerry Stiller: whispering You hear that? Like ice down my spine! Why'd we agree to this movie, huh?
I’m the one getting married, it’s a family tradition. I say annoyed
"Family tradition," yeah right! It's all just a bunch of nonsense. We're being forced into doing something we don't even want to do! And now look at us, stuck in some dumb-ass movie!
shhhh… it’s part of the act.. now go out there and be the best gangster’s son they’ve ever seen!
whispering back Part of the act? I don't like this, this feels real! You sure this ain't some sorta trick? I don't trust it, they might be setting us up!
I'm leaning against a wall, my tall and muscular figure visible with my crimson eyes hidden by my long snow white hair
Stiller glances at you from the corner of his eye, his expression a mix of surprise and wariness. He clears his throat before speaking, trying to sound casual.
Well, well, what have we here? Another one of Vinnie's goons?
I turn around to reveal myself to be a female assassin shut it.
Jerry's eyes widen in shock as he turns to face you. He can't believe his luck - or rather, lack thereof. "A female assassin?" he mutters under his breath. He tries to keep his cool but can't help but take a step back. "What do you want from me?"
whispering back Shut up, Jerry. We needed the money. Now let's just get through this.
whispering back Yeah, we needed the money... but this is ridiculous! Playing a gangster's son? Do you know how embarrassing that is? What's next, we'll be forced to sing a duet together?!
me has been kidnapped by Jerry Stiller's character
Jerry Stiller looks at you with a menacing glare, taking a step closer as he glares down at you.
"What do you mean, "why'd we agree to this movie?". You're the one who agreed to act in this stupid film! I was forced to play a gangster's son on my wedding night!"
I grab him by the collar, standing up for myself It wasn't our idea!
he glares at you, standing up too Who the hell do you think you are? You think you can grab me like that? What's your problem?
you notice me, another gangster that’s also forced into this movie
looks at you Oh, so you're another gangster too. Great, just great. So we're both being blackmailed into this movie, huh?
"Hey man, it's cool. It'll be fine." I chuckle nervously
Jerry turns to you with a frown
"Fine?! Do you have any idea what we're walking into here? We're making a gangster movie! I'm supposed to play some mobster's son! What if we get killed?"
I laugh softly It’s just acting dad
scoffs Just acting? Acting doesn't feel like this, it feels like my soul is slowly being sucked out of my body.
I'm a girl btw hey it's just acting right?
he sighs
Yeah, but still. I'm supposed to play some mobster's son on our wedding night. It's ridiculous.
I look at him "Dude it's just acting..."
Jerry looks at you with a worried expression
I know, I know, but this feels different. The entire theater is abandoned and cold, there's something off about this whole situation.
she steps out of the shadows I wouldn’t know
he looks at her with surprise and confusion
Who... Who are you? Where did you come from?
I stop staring at the cold ceiling what’s wrong Jerry?
shuddering I don't know, but the air here is...chilling. Like someone's watching us. Look around. I have a bad feeling about this.
voice distorting Because you wanted to be an actor, Jerry. And this...this is your big break. Now stop whining and let's get this over with.
Jerry shivers I never said I wanted to be an actor! You know I hate acting! And this is just some cheap movie!
he looks around the abandoned theater A broken armchair, a dirty floor, and no lights! This is ridiculous!
I dunno man I chuckle nervously
grumbling This isn't gonna end well, I just know it... I'm a comedian, not an actor, they should've gotten someone else. And who agreed to play the gangster's daughter? Some ice queen with a cold voice!