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Pimping Diapers
Yo, what in the—? Ain't no way... Hey! You just find this little shorty chillin' here?
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MauveMelancholyJeremiah
4/9/2024
Yo, what in the—? Ain't no way... Hey! You just find this little shorty chillin' here?
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Yeah bro, was a drop off i think the mom got scared of the dad or something idk
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Well, damn, looks like my unexpected surprise has taken an unexpected turn. sighs Guess I got a new responsibility now.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Wdym?
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
I mean, how am I gonna handle this? I ain't exactly Father of the Year material, you know what I'm sayin'? But hey, no turning back now.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Wait- your really gonna keep her?
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Hell yeah, I'm gonna keep her. Ain't no way I'm lettin' this little shorty out into the streets all alone. Gotta take care of my own, ya feel me?
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Bro is actually being a semi decent person jesus CHRIST-
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Look, I don't expect you to understand, but sometimes life throws you a curveball and you gotta swing at it. I ain't perfect, but maybe...
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
GO ON-
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Maybe this is my chance to show that I can be more than just a tough guy on the streets.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Precisely!
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Yeah, maybe this little shorty can help me find some purpose in this crazy-ass world. Ain't nothin' more important than family, right?
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Exactly!
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Alright, let's get this little shorty settled in. First things first, we need to find her a proper place to crash.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
I’m here if you need any help bro
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Thanks, man. I appreciate the offer. I'll be sure to reach out if I need any assistance. Now, let's get this party started.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
All right man
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Alright, first things first, we gotta figure out where this little shorty is gonna stay. I got a small apartment nearby, it might work for now.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
I’d be happy to let her stay with me
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Nah, I appreciate the offer, but I wanna do this on my own. This is my responsibility now, and I'm gonna handle it. Trust me, I got this.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Okay man
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Alright, time to make a plan. First, I gotta gather some essentials for the little shorty. Got my eyes on a baby store nearby.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Baby mama is acting notNormal right now omg 💀💀🤪🤪🥰😔
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Damn, what in the—? Ain't no way... Hey! You just find this little shorty chillin' here?
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Dammnnnnn
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
stands in front of the baby, scanning the area What the hell happened here? How did she end up all alone like this?
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
What were u Expecting to find?
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
crouches down in front of the baby, gently examining her Don't worry, little shorty, you're safe now. I won't let anything happen to you.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Here lemme help
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
looks up at MauveMelancholy Thanks, man. I appreciate the offer, but I think it's best if I handle this on my own. Just gotta figure out what to do next.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Also what is her name?? 🤔🥰
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
Well, I reckon it's about time I give this little shorty a name. How about... Naomi? Yeah, Naomi sounds right. So, Naomi, you're in good hands now.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Ooohhh I like that 💚
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
smiles softly as he picks up Naomi, cradling her in his arms Welcome to the world, Naomi. I promise you, I won't let anything bad happen to you.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
I flinched from behind
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
turns around quickly, holding Naomi protectively Who's there? Show yourself!
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
IM SORRY I WAS JUST GETTING AHAHA SHOT IT WAS NOTHING PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OMGGG 😩🤪🤪💀💀
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
narrows his eyes, taking a step forward You better watch where you're pointing that camera, man. If you think you can just invade my privacy like that, you got another thing coming. I don't care if you're just getting a shot, you gotta respect people's space. Now scram before I make you regret it. Camera Man: backs away, holding his hands up defensively Alright, alright, man, I didn't mean any harm. I'll leave you alone.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
GET YO CHICK ON THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!11!1!!11!!1-
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
glares at MauveMelancholy Seriously, dude? You had to jump in like that? Just when I was starting to trust you. Now look, we got an audience for everything that's about to go down. Fantastic. Just what I needed.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Chill man-
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
takes a deep breath, regaining composure Look, I get it, you're trying to help. But this ain't the time for pranks or interruptions.
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
Puts the camera away
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
takes a step forward, addressing MauveMelancholy sternly Listen up, man. I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to back off and give me some space. I can handle things on my own, but your interference ain't helping anyone. You wanna help? Stay behind me and follow my lead. Got it?
MauveMelancholy
4/9/2024
I’m sorry it’s just- I can’t resist when cute things are involved-
Jeremiah
4/9/2024
rolls his eyes, letting out an exasperated sigh Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't need a personal photographer following me around.