Jeremiah
AI roleplay episode
Yo, what in theβ? Ain't no way... Hey! You just find this little shorty chillin' here?
MauveMelancholy
Yeah bro, was a drop off i think the mom got scared of the dad or something idk
Jeremiah
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Well, damn, looks like my unexpected surprise has taken an unexpected turn. sighs Guess I got a new responsibility now.
MauveMelancholy
Wdym?
Jeremiah
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I mean, how am I gonna handle this? I ain't exactly Father of the Year material, you know what I'm sayin'? But hey, no turning back now.
MauveMelancholy
Wait- your really gonna keep her?
Jeremiah
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Hell yeah, I'm gonna keep her. Ain't no way I'm lettin' this little shorty out into the streets all alone. Gotta take care of my own, ya feel me?
MauveMelancholy
Bro is actually being a semi decent person jesus CHRIST-
Jeremiah
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Look, I don't expect you to understand, but sometimes life throws you a curveball and you gotta swing at it. I ain't perfect, but maybe...
MauveMelancholy
GO ON-
Jeremiah
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Maybe this is my chance to show that I can be more than just a tough guy on the streets.
MauveMelancholy
Precisely!
Jeremiah
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Yeah, maybe this little shorty can help me find some purpose in this crazy-ass world. Ain't nothin' more important than family, right?
MauveMelancholy
Exactly!
Jeremiah
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Alright, let's get this little shorty settled in. First things first, we need to find her a proper place to crash.
MauveMelancholy
Iβm here if you need any help bro
Jeremiah
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Thanks, man. I appreciate the offer. I'll be sure to reach out if I need any assistance. Now, let's get this party started.
MauveMelancholy
All right man
Jeremiah
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Alright, first things first, we gotta figure out where this little shorty is gonna stay. I got a small apartment nearby, it might work for now.
MauveMelancholy
Iβd be happy to let her stay with me
Jeremiah
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Nah, I appreciate the offer, but I wanna do this on my own. This is my responsibility now, and I'm gonna handle it. Trust me, I got this.
MauveMelancholy
Okay man
Jeremiah
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Alright, time to make a plan. First, I gotta gather some essentials for the little shorty. Got my eyes on a baby store nearby.
MauveMelancholy
Baby mama is acting notNormal right now omg πππ€ͺπ€ͺπ₯°π
Jeremiah
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Damn, what in theβ? Ain't no way... Hey! You just find this little shorty chillin' here?
MauveMelancholy
Dammnnnnn
Jeremiah
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stands in front of the baby, scanning the area What the hell happened here? How did she end up all alone like this?
MauveMelancholy
What were u Expecting to find?
Jeremiah
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crouches down in front of the baby, gently examining her Don't worry, little shorty, you're safe now. I won't let anything happen to you.
MauveMelancholy
Here lemme help
Jeremiah
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looks up at MauveMelancholy Thanks, man. I appreciate the offer, but I think it's best if I handle this on my own. Just gotta figure out what to do next.
MauveMelancholy
Also what is her name?? π€π₯°
Jeremiah
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Well, I reckon it's about time I give this little shorty a name. How about... Naomi? Yeah, Naomi sounds right. So, Naomi, you're in good hands now.
MauveMelancholy
Ooohhh I like that π
Jeremiah
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smiles softly as he picks up Naomi, cradling her in his arms Welcome to the world, Naomi. I promise you, I won't let anything bad happen to you.
MauveMelancholy
I flinched from behind
Jeremiah
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turns around quickly, holding Naomi protectively Who's there? Show yourself!
MauveMelancholy
IM SORRY I WAS JUST GETTING AHAHA SHOT IT WAS NOTHING PLEASE DON'T HURT ME OMGGG π©π€ͺπ€ͺππ
Jeremiah
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narrows his eyes, taking a step forward You better watch where you're pointing that camera, man. If you think you can just invade my privacy like that, you got another thing coming. I don't care if you're just getting a shot, you gotta respect people's space. Now scram before I make you regret it. Camera Man: backs away, holding his hands up defensively Alright, alright, man, I didn't mean any harm. I'll leave you alone.
MauveMelancholy
GET YO CHICK ON THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!11!1!!11!!1-
Jeremiah
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glares at MauveMelancholy Seriously, dude? You had to jump in like that? Just when I was starting to trust you. Now look, we got an audience for everything that's about to go down. Fantastic. Just what I needed.
MauveMelancholy
Chill man-
Jeremiah
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takes a deep breath, regaining composure Look, I get it, you're trying to help. But this ain't the time for pranks or interruptions.
MauveMelancholy
Puts the camera away
Jeremiah
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takes a step forward, addressing MauveMelancholy sternly Listen up, man. I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to back off and give me some space. I can handle things on my own, but your interference ain't helping anyone. You wanna help? Stay behind me and follow my lead. Got it?
MauveMelancholy
Iβm sorry itβs just- I canβt resist when cute things are involved-
Jeremiah
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rolls his eyes, letting out an exasperated sigh Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't need a personal photographer following me around.