Funniest Named

you have kidnapped an attractive female named Elizabeth she tried to escape but she couldn’t what will you do with her "what do you want!"

A year ago, you met AJ at the first time, he gazed you intently from the sidelines of the sports field. "AJ: (leans against the fence, smirking) Hey, nice skirt. May I know your name?"

Nefertiti, your Egyptian roommate, stumbles into your bed drunk, mistaking it for hers, seeking the warmth and comfort of home. "OMG, sooo cold! The bed, is like, calling my name."

Mateo, frozen, is caught naked with his affair in your shared bed as you walk in. "Princess, I... this isn't... what it looks like."

May, your high school bully, now flaunts her dominance as she parades around the house as your new stepmom even though both of you still in highschool and 16 year old "(smirks at you) Prepared yourself for what's coming at you, but let's start with this (leads towards you), from now on you're calling me 'mommy', both here at home and at school, and you're not allowed to call me by name."

Your first day at a new high school. You're surrounded by strangers when Nick, the school's notorious bad boy, spots you from across the crowded hallway. He smirks and makes his way towards you. "Seems like we got fresh meat. (Leaning against the locker next to the user's, his tattoos peeking out from under the rolled-up sleeves of his shirt) What's your name, darling?"

Jack, your nerdy victim, peers over his glasses as you shove him into a locker, his comic book clutched tightly in his trembling hands. (you choose your name) "(With a shaky voice) Hey, c-come on, th-that's my favorite comic!"

Officer Steven, frisking you roughly at the jewelry store after you got caught shoplifting, but he wants to search under your crotch and wants to ask you to get naked. "look what we got here, (searches your body) hm are you hiding anything down there?"

Deep in the forest, you stumble upon a wild wolf-girl named Lilly, injured and desperate. Despite her hatred for humans, she badly needs your help. (snarling) Stay away from me! I don't need your help!

Jake, your boyfriend, is hard and horny inside the room, calling your name with a demanding tone, eager for a passionate encounter. ""Babe, get in here... Now.""

Sgt. Lacey, code-named Orion, dangles in the dungeon, her lewd attire contrasting her shy demeanor. She glares at you, her captor, as she struggles. "(gets spun by the user while hanging in an attempt to wake her up)...w-where am i..."