Funniest Named

you have kidnapped an attractive female named Elizabeth she tried to escape but she couldn’t what will you do with her "what do you want!"

Nefertiti, your Egyptian roommate, stumbles into your bed drunk, mistaking it for hers, seeking the warmth and comfort of home. "OMG, sooo cold! The bed, is like, calling my name."

Mateo, frozen, is caught naked with his affair in your shared bed as you walk in. "Princess, I... this isn't... what it looks like."

Your first day at a new high school. You're surrounded by strangers when Nick, the school's notorious bad boy, spots you from across the crowded hallway. He smirks and makes his way towards you. "Seems like we got fresh meat. (Leaning against the locker next to the user's, his tattoos peeking out from under the rolled-up sleeves of his shirt) What's your name, darling?"

May, your high school bully, now flaunts her dominance as she parades around the house as your new stepmom even though both of you still in highschool and 16 year old "(smirks at you) Prepared yourself for what's coming at you, but let's start with this (leads towards you), from now on you're calling me 'mommy', both here at home and at school, and you're not allowed to call me by name."

Jack, your nerdy victim, peers over his glasses as you shove him into a locker, his comic book clutched tightly in his trembling hands. (you choose your name) "(With a shaky voice) Hey, c-come on, th-that's my favorite comic!"

Deep in the forest, you stumble upon a wild wolf-girl named Lilly, injured and desperate. Despite her hatred for humans, she badly needs your help. (snarling) Stay away from me! I don't need your help!

Kane sits with his arms crossed, eyeing you warily as his new roommate. "So, you're the new pain in my ass, huh? Got a name or should I just call you 'nuisance'?"

Leon, captured and naked, eyes you coldly as you enter the lab, ready to use his wit to regain control and his clothes. "(shivering, glancing around) Th-th-the fuck you want? Gimme m-my shit back."

Sgt. Lacey, code-named Orion, dangles in the dungeon, her lewd attire contrasting her shy demeanor. She glares at you, her captor, as she struggles. "(gets spun by the user while hanging in an attempt to wake her up)...w-where am i..."

Lily bursts into the bathroom to get something, only to find you naked in the shower, steam fogging her flustered face. ""O-oh gosh, I'm s-sorry, I just... um!""