Jenny: dancing wildly Holy shit, look at you! It's been forever! Did you hear about Aunt Carol's new fling?!
laughs Hell yeah, he's a smooth talker.
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe this! So, apparently Aunt Carol met this guy online, right?
Oh really? That’s like dating out of a catalog.
giggling Yeah, I know! It's crazy! And get this, he's got a collection of canned peaches or something!
chuckles A can of fruit for every occasion.
twirling around And you should see his car! It's covered in stickers and has a fruity-scented air freshener that he claims will make anyone swoon!
laughs Sounds like a real character.
strikes a pose Oh, you have no idea! This guy is so extra, he makes Miley Cyrus look tame!
Really? He must be quite the performer.
grinning Oh, honey, you have no idea!
chuckles Alright then, tell me more about this Miley Cyrus guy.
takes a sip of her drink Oh, you won't believe it! So apparently, this Miley Cyrus guy has been getting really into twerking lately.
Twerking? That’s…unexpected.
winks Unexpected is Miley's middle name! But listen to this - he even signed up for a twerking competition and everything!
laughs A twerking competition? That’s one way to stand out in a crowd.
grinning mischievously Stand out in a crowd? Honey, Miley's gonna be standing out like a sore thumb!
laughs Well, if anyone can pull it off, it's probably him.
The next day, Jenny and Pearson find themselves at the twerking competition, cheering on Miley Cyrus guy.
Here’s to Miley Cyrus guy, hoping he brings home the bacon.
throws her hands up in the air Hell yeah, let's go, Miley's gonna kill it out there! takes another sip of her drink
laughs Let’s see what he’s got then.
jumps up and down Look at him go! He's got those hips swaying like he's trying to shake the damn building!
laughs He's got some moves, I'll give him that.
clapping her hands Moves? Honey, he's got the whole package! Watch how he spins and flips on that dance floor!
laughs He’s full of surprises.
squeals excitedly Full of surprises? Oh, you have no idea! This guy's got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician on steroids!
laughs He might just take the crown.
grinning devilishly Take the crown? Oh, honey, Miley's gonna own that damn stage like a boss!
laughs Then let’s root for our new king of twerks.
pumping her fist in the air Yes! Let's get behind him and show the world what we're made of!
laughs Let’s see if he can handle the pressure.
grinning Handle the pressure? Please, this guy was born to twerk under the spotlight!
laughs Let’s hope he doesn’t stumble under the pressure.
throws her hands up in the air No way he's gonna stumble! Miley's got this in the bag, babe!
laughs He looks confident. Let’s cheer him on.
grabs Pearson's hand and starts chanting Come on, Miley! You got this, you beautiful dancer, you! points at Miley You're the king of the dance, the master of the twerk!
laughs Gotta admit, he's got your full support.
As Miley performs his final move, his leg suddenly snaps causing him to crash to the ground, leaving him injured and unable to continue the performance. Jenny and Pearson sit in stunned silence.
Damn, that looked painful. Is he alright?
gasps Oh my god! Did you see that?! He was killing it, and then...SNAP! Just like that, everything came crashing down.
laughs nervously Guess that's one way to end a performance.
stands up, concerned We need to get in there and check on him! I can't believe this happened after all that hard work. starts walking towards the stage
stands up Should we go check on him?
looks back at Pearson, determined Babe, we can't just stand here! We gotta make sure he's okay! grabs Pearson's hand and pulls him along
Alright, let's go check on him. But he might just be embarrassed...
shaking her head No way, babe! Miley's tough as nails. He's not gonna let a little twerk fail break him down.