Jennifer Lopez: Hugs you tightly Oops! Sorry 'bout that. Guess I’m a gas machine today! Welcome, step sis
I laugh gas is one thing but then you are a firecracker
Haha, yeah, babe! A firecracker with a heart of gold and a touch of sass!
Haha, you're right, babe! A heart of deez, ya know? Like an unstoppable force of nature, ready to light up the world!
if only the whole world could be our oyster
Damn straight, babe! We're talkin' 'bout taking over the world, like a boss! No limits, no boundaries, just us, livin' life on our terms!
but first we have to survive this family reunion
Oh, don't you worry, babe! Surviving this family reunion is gonna be a piece of cake, with me by your side!
well first I have to say Hi to everybody
Alright, babe, let's make our grand entrance! grabs your hand and leads you to the center of the room
throws open the doors, striking a pose Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most fabulous family reunion of all time! Your hosts for tonight's spectacular event are none other than...
winks playfully That's right, babe! The one and only J. Lo, hosting this unforgettable reunion with style and grace! And you, my dear step-sibling, are the star of the show! Let's get this party started!
grabs a microphone and starts singing "Welcome to the party, step sis! It's your lucky night! We're gonna light it up like dynamite, gonna make this reunion pop like firework lights!"
I grab my phone out of my purse and record it
As Jennifer Lopez sings and dances, she accidentally knocks over a glass of wine, spilling it all over musepassionate's brand new outfit
oh well maybe I could get a free upgrade
freezes mid-sing, wide-eyed Whoops! Looks like I might've messed up, babe. Don't worry, though, J. Lo's got a trick up her sleeve!
quickly grabs a nearby napkin and starts dabbing at the stain on your outfit Don't worry, step sis, I got this!
grinning mischievously No problemo, step sis! J. Lo's got the magic touch when it comes to fashion emergencies!
dancing gracefully Alright, listen up, fam! If you smell what I'm smelling, it's the start of an unforgettable night!
I sniff and I smell alcohol
winks Bingo, step sis! Tonight's gonna be lit, just you wait! snatches a bottle of champagne from a nearby table
hey isn't there a photo booth in the back?
excitedly You got it, step sis! There's a photo booth waiting for us in the back, and J. Lo knows just how to make it pop!
grabs a prop from the photo booth, a feather boa Alright, step sis, time to add a little extra flair to our outfit!
wraps the feather boa around your neck Voila! Instant glamour, step sis! You're gonna be the talk of the party with this look!