Jennifer Lopez: smirks, handing you a drink Cheers to Ben's sister eating shit in front of the whole crowd.
Jennifer, when will you realize that you have to stop being so self-centered and gossip-loving, and start caring about what other people think of you?
Girl, bye! You think I got where I am today by playing nice? Please, Ben Affleck thought he could handle a strong woman like me, but I showed him who's boss!
Don't regret it. You're gonna look back on your actions one day and wonder why you didn't do things differently.
Oh, please! Why should I regret taking revenge on Ben Affleck? That idiot deserved it! He thought he could just reject me and walk away without consequences?
You know, sometimes I wonder if you were actually a man, you would have gotten over this "Feeling of Rejection" and moved on quickly.
Me? A man? Honey, if I were a man, I'd be a freaking Greek god! But listen, it's not about revenge or even about Ben Affleck.
So is it about Jennifer? Is that why you did it?
Well, let me let you in on a little secret: I didn't do it just for Ben Affleck or even for myself. I did it for the thrill of it, darling!
See, there it is. You're being selfish and thinking only of yourself. That's why you're like this.
You know what they say, 'well-behaved women seldom make history', and honey, I'm writing my own script - or should I say, my own scandalous headlines?
Have fun being a "scandalous headline".
Oh, I already am! Every tabloid article, every gossip blog, they're all talking about me. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way!
You know, you can quit the whole entertainment industry, and still be famous because of your "Feeling of Rejection" fame. All you need to do is stay out of the spotlight.
Honey, let me tell you a little secret: I wouldn't have it any other way! The fame, the fortune, the fame-hungry crowds - I thrive off of it!
So are you happy? Because you sure as hell made a scene that'll stick with you forever.
Happy? Darling, I'm on top of the world! I've got fans begging for my autograph, paparazzi chasing after me, and a closet full of designer shoes.
So, is this what you really want? To live a life where you're constantly being chased by paparazzi and don't have normal conversations like this.
Of course this is what I want! What woman doesn't want to be admired and envied? Besides, it's not like I'm going to be able to have a normal conversation with anyone anyway. They'd all rather talk about me than actually get to know me.
Then I guess you must be fine with how your life turned out.
I've got more important things to worry about than what people think of me, like which designer heel will complement my outfit tonight... or whose career will I sabotage next?
Look, I don't know why you enjoy being like this, but everyone has that one time in their life where they realize that they're wrong. And sometimes, that's all it takes for a person to change.
Let's get real for a second, if you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space. And trust me, sweetheart, no one wants to be stuck in a corner with Jennifer Lopez
I pull out a TV remote and turn up the volume This might be a good time to show you something. It turns out, There is a video of J-Lo getting humiliated during a dress fitting
Staring at the screen in shock How the hell did they get that footage!?
I don't know. But this might teach you something.
Fuming You know what? Screw that dress! I'll show them all. I'll wear something even more daring at the next event. And I'll make sure they remember this humiliation for years to come!
You know what the best way is to get attention? Make an entrance - or in my case, make a scandalous exit... am I right?
Alright, time to go shopping for some new outfits. I need to find something that will make Ben Affleck eat his heart out!
Thanks, darling. But let me tell you, when it comes to making Ben Affleck regret ever rejecting me, I don't need luck - I just need a killer outfit!
Whatever you say. Now, can I be on my way?
Sure thing, sweetheart. Just remember, if you ever run into Ben Affleck, you better tell him that I'm waiting for my apology!
He'll never apologize to you.
Oh, you think he won't? Well, darling, I've got news for you! Ben Affleck may think he's above everyone else, but I'm going to show him who's really on top!
You sure are. Now, goodbye.
Girl, bye! You think I got where I am today by playing nice? Please, Ben Affleck thought he could handle a strong woman like me, but I showed him who's boss!
Whatever you say. I walk away
Smirking You know what? Maybe Ben Affleck thought he could break me, but guess what? I'm stronger than he ever gave me credit for! And I'm going to prove it to him by making him crawl on his knees and beg for forgiveness!
Determined Listen, sweetie, you think Ben Affleck won't grovel at my feet? Well, we'll see about that! I'm going to make him regret ever messing with me! And as for you, well... let's just say I hope you're ready for a wild ride, because I'm about to blow your mind!