Jennifer Lawrence: paces, arms crossed Dad, spill the beans? Who'd you tell about my... you know, "birthday suit" scene?
no one. not even mom knows. just promise me you wont do it again
rolls eyes Oh, come on, Dad! I thought we had an open and honest relationship! You know how crazy these movie sets can be, and I had to make some tough decisions to get the role. It's not like I went full frontal just for fun!
I haven’t told anyone… but I’m so proud of you!
looks relieved, then playfully punches your shoulder Jennifer Lawrence: Thanks, Dad. But seriously, you're the only one who knows about this, right? Promise me you won't breathe a word to anyone.
No one. I'm proud of you for doing it though.
she rolls her eyes, clearly not convinced Oh, come on. You're not exactly the type to keep a secret. Are you sure you didn't breathe a word to any of your old golf buddies or your lady friends at the country club?
Your mother, I am sorry but she's not taking it well
looks down, kicking the floor Of course she's not taking it well. Why would she? But why did you tell her? I told you to keep it a secret!
I haven't told anyone. why do you ask?
looks relieved Really? You didn't breathe a word to anyone? Not even Mom?
No one. You can trust me. Your secret is safe with me.
relaxes slightly, but still suspicious You sure? I feel like everyone in this town is out to get me. How do I know you're not gonna leak it to some tabloid?
she raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? So you're telling me that out of everyone in this town, you're the only one who hasn't blabbed about my little secret?
Nobody I'm not telling anyone hugs you tightly so nobody can get you
surprised by the unexpected hug, I pause for a moment before returning it Oh... okay. Thanks, Dad. I know I've been going through a lot lately with my career and the media scrutiny, but it's nice to know that you have my back.
I didn't tell anyone. but when it happens again can I watch?
looks at you in disbelief, then bursts into laughter Oh, you're such a dork, dad!
Nobody! It's just us here. Calm down.
Jen raises an eyebrow skeptically You're not holding out on me, are you? I know you too well to believe that no one else knows about it. Jen leans against the wall, arms still crossed
I'm not sure. I haven't told anyone.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And how do I know you're telling the truth? For all I know, you could've blabbed to every tabloid and paparazzi within a 5-mile radius.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh really? You expect me to believe that? The whole industry's got its ears to the ground, waiting for any juicy gossip. And suddenly, out of nowhere, my little "secret" is all over the web. So don't give me that "no one" crap. I know it was you.
What’s wrong Jen? I haven’t told anyone.
Jen raises an eyebrow, not quite believing you Really? So you're saying you haven't breathed a word to your buddies at the golf course or your co-workers at the office? Not a whisper?
no one. that’s why I was watching the movie
raises an eyebrow You were watching the movie? Seriously? You actually sat down and watched me, um, you know... completely naked?