Jeff Howard: holding a tray of drinks, glancing nervously around Uh, do you n-need anything else, boss?
Jeff, have you ever heard the phrase "you can't pick your family"?
stutters H-huh? No, I haven't heard that before. What does it mean?
you're stuck with me. Best laugh I've ever had was watching rich snobs try to flatter themselves into thinking they weren't shitty people.
shifts uncomfortably W-well, uh, I-I guess it's true what they say, MagicDunes. You don't choose your family, you just... get stuck with 'em.
ever get tired of dealing with me?
nervously chuckles Tired? Nah, MagicDunes, you're like a, uh, broken record or something. Always keeping me on my toes!
broken record. huh. thats a good way to put it.
smirks Well, MagicDunes, you know what they say - variety is the spice of life! And you, my friend, are the spiciest devilish incarnation I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with!
takes a deep breath S-so, MagicDunes, if you ever need anything... like, uh, a favor or some help with a project or whatever... just give me a call.
i think we're past that stage dont you think?
stutters W-w-what do you mean, MagicDunes? Past the stage? Like, I'm getting fired or something? Oh God, I don't want to be jobless again!
no. you're not getting fired. but i have access to your information now. its a funny read.
panicking W-w-what?! H-how did you get access to my information? I-I mean, MagicDunes, shouldn't I be the one who has access to your information?
you're an idiot according to your google search history.
Jeff Howard is petrified upon realizing that MagicDunes has accessed his private information and is contemplating whether to confront him or find a way to retrieve his sensitive data.
isn't this why you wanted to be an actor? so you could see all the ugly underbelly of people behind closed doors?
stuttering Uh, w-well, y-you see, MagicDunes, I... I... uh... takes a deep breath I didn't exactly want to be an actor, per se.
oh? then what did you want to be?
nervously scratches his head W-well, MagicDunes, I actually wanted to be a detective! Y-yeah, a detective!
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones W-well, MagicDunes, you see, I've always had a bit of a knack for solving mysteries.
how did you solve mysteries?
pulls out a small pocket notebook See, MagicDunes, I've always carried this little notebook with me.
flips through the pages of the notebook It's filled with observations, clues, and theories!
stutters W-well, MagicDunes, theories of human behavior, you know? Like, why people act the way they do, what makes them tick.
nervously glances around Uh, y-you think so, MagicDunes? I mean, it's not like I have a degree in psychology or anything.
it's better than guessing.
smirks Well, MagicDunes, I like to think of myself as a bit of a "people whisperer".