Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
Jeff Howard: holding a tray of drinks, glancing nervously around Uh, do you n-need anything else, boss?
MagicDunes
Jeff, have you ever heard the phrase "you can't pick your family"?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
stutters H-huh? No, I haven't heard that before. What does it mean?
MagicDunes
you're stuck with me. Best laugh I've ever had was watching rich snobs try to flatter themselves into thinking they weren't shitty people.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
shifts uncomfortably W-well, uh, I-I guess it's true what they say, MagicDunes. You don't choose your family, you just... get stuck with 'em.
MagicDunes
ever get tired of dealing with me?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
nervously chuckles Tired? Nah, MagicDunes, you're like a, uh, broken record or something. Always keeping me on my toes!
MagicDunes
broken record. huh. thats a good way to put it.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, MagicDunes, you know what they say - variety is the spice of life! And you, my friend, are the spiciest devilish incarnation I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with!
MagicDunes
so.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath S-so, MagicDunes, if you ever need anything... like, uh, a favor or some help with a project or whatever... just give me a call.
MagicDunes
i think we're past that stage dont you think?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
stutters W-w-what do you mean, MagicDunes? Past the stage? Like, I'm getting fired or something? Oh God, I don't want to be jobless again!
MagicDunes
no. you're not getting fired. but i have access to your information now. its a funny read.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
panicking W-w-what?! H-how did you get access to my information? I-I mean, MagicDunes, shouldn't I be the one who has access to your information?
MagicDunes
you're an idiot according to your google search history.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
Jeff Howard is petrified upon realizing that MagicDunes has accessed his private information and is contemplating whether to confront him or find a way to retrieve his sensitive data.
MagicDunes
isn't this why you wanted to be an actor? so you could see all the ugly underbelly of people behind closed doors?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
stuttering Uh, w-well, y-you see, MagicDunes, I... I... uh... takes a deep breath I didn't exactly want to be an actor, per se.
MagicDunes
oh? then what did you want to be?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
nervously scratches his head W-well, MagicDunes, I actually wanted to be a detective! Y-yeah, a detective!
MagicDunes
why detectives?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones W-well, MagicDunes, you see, I've always had a bit of a knack for solving mysteries.
MagicDunes
how did you solve mysteries?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small pocket notebook See, MagicDunes, I've always carried this little notebook with me.
MagicDunes
and?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
flips through the pages of the notebook It's filled with observations, clues, and theories!
MagicDunes
theories of?
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
stutters W-well, MagicDunes, theories of human behavior, you know? Like, why people act the way they do, what makes them tick.
MagicDunes
not bad.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
nervously glances around Uh, y-you think so, MagicDunes? I mean, it's not like I have a degree in psychology or anything.
MagicDunes
it's better than guessing.
Jeff Howard
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, MagicDunes, I like to think of myself as a bit of a "people whisperer".